Jim Gaffigan
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MAGGIE CAREY Comedy and tragedy co-exist. You can't have one without the other. I'm of the school that an... HAROLD RAMIS MILTON BERLE STEVE CASE An outsider's point of view is always handy. PAT OLIPHANT HORACE NEAL STEPHENSON MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. If you don't like your situation, change your point of view. CHRISTOPHER J. CRISE RICHELLE MEAD STEPHEN COLBERT We need to see a point of view that comes from South America, not from Europe or the United States. ... ARAM AHARONIAN When you play a character, you get to see the world through their eyes. Whether it's a fictional... FARAN TAHIR GABE NEWELL One of the big things that if you've got a guy who is doing things that other people could view ... DYLAN BAKER Chances are if you see it one way, my point of view is completely opposite. DEDRICK D. L. PITTER HENRY ROLLINS KAGE BAKER If you want to change yourself, you have to change your point of view. NINA HRUSA If what you perceive is what you believe, then you gotta change the point of view in which you see. DEDRICK D. L. PITTER WILLIAM SHATNER VIDAL SASSOON JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE We, in Syria, our point of view stems from our experience. BASHAR AL-ASSAD I was interested in implements of mass destruction - from an academic point of view. DAN FARMER MARSHALL MCLUHAN PETER GUBER AVA DUVERNAY ERIC BURDON Scoring goals is scoring goals. From a striker's point of view, the aim is the same. DIEGO COSTA My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that. BRYAN CALLEN Everyone has a point of view about corporal punishment. ESSIE DAVIS There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if... JOHNNY VEGAS When you have too many people and you're trying to satisfy everybody's input, you usually en... ROB ZOMBIE PAUL WATSON Anything that exists on the human palette is, from my point of view, fair game for artists to portra... TOBIN BELL VIKRAM SETH KATHLEEN KENNEDY COREY HAWKINS It is the people who scream the loudest about America and Freedom who see to be the most intolerant ... ROSANNE CASH WALTER BECKER ANNIE LEIBOVITZ V. S. NAIPAUL I've done a lot of television, and there's no rehearsal process - you have to come to the se... BREE TURNER With guests who are 'in the middle of the fight,' we're able to hear their point-of-view... SEAN HANNITY BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN You're doing a major merger, you got to hope you didn't get it wrong. That's the view of... IVAN GLASENBERG BILLY CRYSTAL Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view... LILLIAN HELLMAN Everyone is entitled to their point of view. IAN RUSSELL PATRICIA HIGHSMITH If you only experience life from one point of view, you never get the whole picture. CELESTINE L. GRAY [Infinity is] a journey around the earth on a plane that goes forever. KATE HOSFORD The sunlight could not quite dispel the difference in atmosphere now that she had seen the interior ... DEBORAH LAWRENSON JOHN HENRIK CLARKE VIDAL SASSOON Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. WALTER MURCH I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view. LAURA BUSH Suning from a management concept and technology point of view isn't simply an appliance company. ZHANG JINDONG SHANNEN DOHERTY MARIA BAMFORD My point of view has always been a bit more offbeat. MARK FROST From a high-tech point of view, an agriculture point of view, a goods-and-services point of view, a ... CHARLES RANGEL But if two's company, three's a crowd - and that demands the omniscient point of view. ARTHUR HERZOG It's too ridiculous from an environmental point of view, but also from a technical point of view too... FAISAL BASRI STEPHEN COVEY ALEX TABARROK My view of the filibuster is either you've got to lower vote edge or make people really filibust... ANGUS KING OWAIN YEOMAN Like everybody, I've had a lot of pain in my life and I'm a work in progress. You must have ... WALTON GOGGINS PIERRE TEILHARD DE CHARDIN SIR ROBERT BADEN-POWELL I always see that there's a - from a philosophical point of view - there's the appearance of... LARRY BISHOP HARPER LEE HASSAN NASRALLAH GARY HERBERT When you talk to family and friends, they can't tell you anything from an impartial point of vie... BRIAN O'DRISCOLL MARTIN MULL ELVIS MITCHELL If you're an actor, you're at the mercy of a script. You've got far more control if you&... KATHRYN PRESCOTT I don't really follow fashion exactly, but I've always been very interested in the way that ... LENORA CRICHLOW ANTONIO TABUCCHI THOMAS CRUM The key to understanding my career is that I was never into technology. From the beginning, I brough... DAVID POGUE
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My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize l... JIM GAFFIGAN When people look and decide they have nothing in common with me - I'm 43, balding, blond, whatev... JIM GAFFIGAN Manhattan's probably one of the bluest parts in the country, and Indiana's definitely one of... JIM GAFFIGAN Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's w... JIM GAFFIGAN Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a ... JIM GAFFIGAN Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them; they're like museums full of good food.... JIM GAFFIGAN You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a b... JIM GAFFIGAN As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter wha... JIM GAFFIGAN I love the movie previews... you know... Why is it whenever you're watching a movie preview you alwa... JIM GAFFIGAN You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them?... JIM GAFFIGAN Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently d... JIM GAFFIGAN I'm from Indiana. I know what you're thinking, Indiana... Mafia. But in Indiana it's not... JIM GAFFIGAN It does piss me off when Angelina won't stop calling. JIM GAFFIGAN Welcome to New York JIM GAFFIGAN For me, stand-up comedy is a conversation between me and the audience. I have to keep them listening... JIM GAFFIGAN "I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand t... JIM GAFFIGAN "I love the movie previews... you know... Why is it whenever you're watching a movie preview you alw... JIM GAFFIGAN "You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them... JIM GAFFIGAN I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand th... JIM GAFFIGAN I'm a big eater. I mean, a lot of my stand-up is about food, and you write about what you know, ... JIM GAFFIGAN Occasionally, a dog will be presented as some training method for having a baby. "My girlfriend and ... JIM GAFFIGAN I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield. JIM GAFFIGAN I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservati... JIM GAFFIGAN Bedtime makes you realize how completely incapable you are of being in charge of another human being... JIM GAFFIGAN Ironically, to my children, bedtime is a punishment that violates their basic rights as human beings... JIM GAFFIGAN I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan. JIM GAFFIGAN I worked on 'USA Today' as a topic for while. I tried to do something on hand chairs, chairs... JIM GAFFIGAN In America we have gone way beyond sustenance. Eating is an activity. 'Why don’t we get lunch, and... JIM GAFFIGAN CASHIER: Are you a member of our club?JIM GAFFIGAN JIM MORRISON JIM ROHN JIM MORRISON JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM RAMSTAD I wanted to make an Indian character who wasn't either a) the savage that must be eliminated, th... 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JIM GARRISON I'm not in the business of harassing anybody. JIM GARRISON It's rather naive, apart from being ethically objectionable, to assume that our investigators tr... JIM GARRISON My office has been one of the most scrupulous in the country with regard to the protection of indivi... JIM GARRISON It is important to know who killed Jack Kennedy and why. JIM GARRISON Until as recently as November of 1966, I had complete faith in the Warren Report. Of course, my fait... JIM GARRISON It has been my policy not to respond to each of the many canards which have been part of the campaig... JIM GARRISON It would certainly be interesting to know what the CIA knew about Oswald six weeks before the assass... JIM GARRISON I'm convinced from what I know of Vernon Bundy that his testimony was truthful. JIM GARRISON I'm afraid, based on my own experience, that fascism will come to America in the name of nationa... 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JIM HIMES JIM ROHN JIM CRACE JIM MORRISON Tens of thousands of brave Americans died to break the chains of British tyranny so that the princip... JIM GERLACH JIM HARRISON JIM WEBB JIM BROWN JIM COOPER JIM ROHN JIM BROWN JIM BROWN JIM LOEHR Yet only the atrocities of the conquered are referred to as criminal acts; those of the conqueror ar... JIM FERGUS I looked at her, with her hair spilled out on the pillows and the warmth of her body warming mine. A... JIM THOMPSON British actors come at acting from a slightly different angle. Because a lot of the films are cast o... JIM STURGESS With new jobs, new ideas, and growing confidence that our brightest days lie ahead, Wisconsin is on ... JIM DOYLE I like reflecting the culture I understand best, spotting the idiosyncrasies of British people and r... JIM BROADBENT During school, I'd advertise cars in the University of British Columbia newspaper. 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It doubles your perception, to write from the point of view of someone you're not. 
If you tailor your news viewing so that you only get one point of view, well of course you're go... 
I've reached a point in life where it would be easy to let down my guard and write simple imagis... 
My weakness consists in not having a discriminating eye for the incidental --- for the externals, --... 
You know, from my point of view, I'm the luckiest cat on the planet. 
We begin to learn wisely when we're willing 
The writer needs to react to his or her own internal universe, to his or her own point of view. If h... 
Performing comedy in San Francisco to begin with is pretty wild. You've got to - you've got ... 
She is Cuba. If you want to love her, you have to be with her, but you can't be with her in her ... 
There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny thing... 
If you're doing something new you've got to have a vision. You've got to have a perspect... 
Nothing's beautiful from every point of view. 
And yet viewing several depictions of even an imaginary city, is enlightening in a way," Leibniz sai... 
Compassion and nonviolence help us to see the enemy's point of view, to hear their questions, to kno... 
And yes, even in the poor lighting, I could see that she was beautiful—in a deadly way—and that ... 
I am highly variable in my devotion. From a doctrinal point of view or a dogmatic point of view or a... 
Everybody understands that you're supposed to say 'our employees are our most valuable asset... 
I can only write about personal stuff, about my point of view. 
What has 'The Patchwork Girl of Oz' got in its favor? Quite a lot, from our point of view in... 
Marriage is a reflection of your life in general: how you treat people, how you argue, how secure yo... 
Judaism is important to me from a tribal point of view. 
There is nothing insignificant in the world. It all depends on the point of view. 
A point of view can be a dangerous luxury when substituted for insight and understanding. 
Truth is a point of view, but authenticity can't be faked. 
Every filmmaker imbues a movie with their own point of view. 
From my personal point of view, the Animals are dead. They killed themselves. 
I take a biocentric point of view. I look at things from the point of view of the Earth and the laws... 
I know from an editor's point of view or a publisher's point of view it's easier to slot... 
The most important thing is to have a point of view and have something to say. That is important if ... 
The only thing that I know how to do as an actor, as a trained actor, is you can't villainize th... 
From a linguistic point of view, you can't really take much objection to the notion that a show ... 
In a portrait, you have room to have a point of view. The image may not be literally what's goin... 
It's very attractive to people to be a victim. Instead of having to think out the whole situatio... 
I don't think people go to musicians for their political points of view. I think your political ... 
Your success is in your point of view. It's your life that you're talking about; it's yo... 
I had depressing thoughts that the theme, even though I had thought of it, was better than I was as ... 
In the closing years of the nineteenth century, African-American historians began to look at their p... 
I'm from the South. I'm a Southern Baptist. I have a conservative point of view. I'm a R... 
I'm not an extroverted person, nor am I hyper-confident in my point of view. I just don't ha... 
When you really listen to another person from their point of view, and reflect back to them that und... 
The first thing you learn when you're blogging is that people are one click away from leaving yo... 
From an actor's point of view, you never really like to hope that anything will go beyond the pi... 
From a purely positivist point of view, man is the most mysterious and disconcerting of all the obje... 
See things from the boy's point of view. 
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view. 
If you are asking for my point of view, I would say that the Palestinians should go back to Palestin... 
There's no reason why fiscal responsibility is a Democrat or a Republican point of view. It ough... 
I don't think you really can send an exact message, because any two viewers are so disparate, in... 
When Bruce Lee gets his cameo in 'The Green Hornet' - as one of the drawings in Kato's n... 
Literature is my life of course, but from an ontological point of view. From an existential point of... 
Being willing to change allows you to move from a point of view to a viewing point -- a higher, more... 
When you make your peace with authority, you become authority. 
Make measurable progress in reasonable time. 
Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws. 
I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of be... 
When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash. 
I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condi... 
As we celebrate President Reagan's remarkable career and historic legacy, we also celebrate a ma... 
Work harder on yourself than you do on your job. 
My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where t... 
I need privacy. I would think that because what I do makes a lot of people happy that I might deserv... 
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like... 
Actually the copies of characters is something I don't particularly like to talk about in articl... 
Well, Detroit Institute is kind of a key - probably the largest permanent collection of puppets in t... 
There was a little afternoon show that was called Afternoon. Back in those days in television, most ... 
There was something special and unique about the love triangle that existed between Clark Kent, Supe... 
A liberal will cut off your leg so he can hand you a crutch. 
Embryonic stem cell research will prolong life, improve life and give hope for life to millions of p... 
Narrative has been part of human consciousness for a long time. And if it has played a part in all t... 
You can't be unhappy in the middle of a big, beautiful river. 
The injustices endured by black Americans at the hands of their own government have no parallel in o... 
Martin Luther King was a misguided leader. He worked to be recognized as the leader of black America... 
Bush may be a strong leader in the war on terrorism, but on budget deficits he is missing-in-action. 
Boundary setting is really a huge part of time management. 
The first time I drew a Superman story was 'For Tomorrow' with Brian Azzarello in 2004. It d... 
The financial report makes it very clear that if we got into honest budgeting today, that in fact we... 
Historically, there has been a bull market in commodities every 20 or 30 years. 
Mr. Speaker, we have reached a point in history where some have forgotten that it is the family, not... 
Fear is a part of life. It's a warning mechanism. That's all. It tells you when there's danger aroun... 
A debate has one purpose, one purpose only, and that is to facilitate the exchange of ideas directly... 
I wanted to be a bus driver when I was a kid. I look at bus driving through the eyes of a little boy... 
Success and money can really be quite blinding. 
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. 
Then a neighbor, Mr Smith, had a dairy cow and an couple bulls. He showed me how to bluff a bull. 
It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in ... 
There are things known, and there are things unknown. And in between are the doors. 
An errand is getting a tank of gas or picking up a carton of milk or something. It is not<... 
When you start a novel, it is always like pushing a boulder uphill. Then, after a while, to mangle t... 
Mr. Chairman, on September 11, we were attacked by terrorists who took advantage of weaknesses in ou... 
By working hard, you get to play hard guilt-free. 
Anger is just anger. It isn't good. It isn't bad. It just is. What you do with it is what matters. I... 