Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
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SOURCE UNKNOWN And unto the married I command, yet not I, but the Lord, Let not the wife depart from her husband: /...
BIBLE I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she...
LYNDON B. JOHNSON I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she...
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LYNDON B. JOHNSON Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
MARTIN LUTHER That wife is an enemy to her husband who is given in marriage
against her will.
UNKNOWN A sick wife who is kind ,to her husband and virtuous in her conduct, may be superseded ,only with he...
GURU NANAK Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see t...
THE BIBLE The wife carries the husband on her face; the husband carries the wife on his clothes.
VIKRANT PARSAI A man can love her wife, or he can be her husband.
LJUPKA CVETANOVA Honey, tonight am all yours. You can eat me for dinner
SOTONYE ANGA A virtuous wife commands her husband by obeying him.
UNKNOWN A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
ERMA BOMBECK A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
MILTON BERLE Her husband, he's German you know. When her husband came to me, I said, 'John, you don't mind me pai...
ANDREW WYETH She was born to be free, let her run wild in her own way and you will never lose her.
NIKKI ROWE I don't think it's unethical to have a wife volunteer to have a piece of her liver given to her chil...
ARTHUR CAPLAN She is a wife who is the soul of her husband.
HITOPADESA There isn't a wife in the world who has not taken the exact measure of her husband, weighed him and ...
CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER There isn't a wife in the world who has not taken the exact measure of her husband, weighed him ...
CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
MILTON BERLE A perfect wife is one who helps her husband with the dishes.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Traditionally, whether presidents are portrayed as tough warriors or not, you'll see his soft side, ...
WILLIAM LUHR A wife encourages her husband's egoism in order to encourage her own.
RUSSELL GREEN A wife encourages her husband's egoism in order to encourage her own.
RUSSEL GREEN Islam exhorts men to respect and honor women. The status of the wife is so respected in Islam that i...
ANON. The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he's asleep.
CHUCK JONES Perhaps the only way for a husband to know the true mind graph of his wife is to make her laugh wild...
ANUJ SOMANY I believe I've got the best of both worlds - a modern man with old fashioned values. I'm hap...
IAN WATSON It says, 'Natalie would like to dedicate this performance to an officer and a gentleman -- her husba...
PAUL DWYER Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.
BIBLE When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.
JOHANN VON GOETHE The wife of San Juan admitted she received a text message from her husband.
THEODORE TE When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE Lakshmi, the Goddess of wealth, comes of Her own accord where fools are not respected, grain is well...
CHANAKYA If any difference should be made by law between husband and wife, reason, justice and humanity, if t...
ERNESTINE ROSE If every man would make his prime concern the comfort and well-being of his wife and every wife make...
GORDON B. HINCKLEY She's really good. I think what we have to do is not let her deep inside, not let her have her way. ...
DANI KUBIK The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being ...
GERMAINE GREER The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.
JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT Part-time Marriage;Is a situation whereby the husband is based in America,while the wife is based in...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Intuition is what tells a wife her husband has done wrong before he thinks of doing it.
SOURCE UNKNOWN A mutual arrangement, I repeat, is the only satisfactory medium whereby the present system can be ca...
JAMES LARKIN Let Nature have her way; she understands her business better than we do.
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE They will remain anonymous. Hopefully, this will get [her] back on track.
LAURA DUDA And to love such a librarian requires a surrendering to her eccentricities, a bowing to her patholog...
JESSE GILES CHRISTIANSEN I have always believed that the decision to have an abortion generally should be between a woman, he...
BILL CLINTON rare sitcom wife who has her own paranoia and faults and downfalls.
PATRICIA HEATON Let us permit nature to have her way. She understands her business better than we do.
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE Pilot season after pilot season, I read the same part: the wife who rolls her eyes at her somewhat i...
BETH LITTLEFORD As the baby latched on with surprising fierceness, the nurse offered her own prayer.
Let her be...
KIERSTEN WHITE One, who does not cast evil eyes on her 'own' house... who does not have malevolence towards her hus...
ATHARVA VEDA They tried to stop her, but they failed miserably. They overlooked her, tried to discourage her, and...
STEPHANIE LAHART Rosa Parks was the inspiration... simply by the act of her being who she was, a sweet and loving and...
ANDREW YOUNG My character is an agoraphobic. She is afraid to leave her home or wherever her safe place is and in...
BO DEREK I'm greedy, and I have a house to pay for and a wife. She has a job of her own, but I bleed her ...
DANA SNYDER The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy of the name of wife.
ELBERT HUBBARD Miss Lewinsky continues to be, in her own way, an impressive witness.
ED BRYANT The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.
B. R. AMBEDKAR ALMA: "I rather suspect her of being in love with him."/ MARTIN: "Her own husband? Monstrous! What a...
JENNIE JEROME CHURCHILL Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also,
and he praiseth her.
BIBLE She hated war and liked soldiers—it was one of her amiable inconsistencies.
E.M. FORSTER A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her
contractions are only two minut...
UNKNOWN Balt Van Tassel was an easy indulgent soul; he loved his daughter better even than his pipe, and, li...
WASHINGTON IRVING He who is loyal to his wife lives own life like a true royal and intelligent, but she loves to rule ...
ANUJ SOMANY A man who claims to be happy with his married life is either pretending or having no proper understa...
ANUJ SOMANY And if she had at all an husband, when she vowed, or uttered ought out of her lips, wherewith she bo...
BIBLE A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of th...
JAMES THURBER attempted to intimidate or harass the owner, her business and her husband.
GEORGE TOUART I suppose poets have written sonnets for a thousand years about being in love. A lot of people say, ...
ROBERT BLAKE A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
OGDEN NASH A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
HONORE DE BALZAC A woman can be judged by her cooking, her dressing and her husband.
VIKRANT PARSAI Such property, as well as a gift subsequent and what was given ,to her by her affectionate husband, ...
GURU NANAK I know someone young whose husband left her for another woman. He later came back and wanted to reki...
ALICIA VILLARREAL I love my wife, feel sorry for her and (am) confused by her behavior. I'd like to have the freedom t...
ARTURO MORALES Such an arrangement would provide Taiwan and China with a forum for dialogue whereby they may forge ...
NICK LAMPSON My wife just saw one of her favorite stars [Alexander] and I had to go get an autograph for her.
ANTHONY WILLIAMS A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman t...
BARBARA CARTLAND If he took her into his arms, he would keep her. He wouldn't let her suffer the way the other mortal...
MELISSA MARR Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what...
H. L. MENCKEN The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent more women to the grave tha...
LEMUEL K. WASHBURN If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
MARK TWAIN Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an inquest.
H. L. MENCKEN For every woman you know who has been given substandard treatment by her parents, used by her friend...
SANJEEV HIMACHALI If you want to see God do wonders in your marriage, start praising your spouse. Start appreciating a...
JOEL OSTEEN Avoid wine and women -- choose a freckly-faced girl for a wife; they are invariably more amiable.
WILLIAM OSLER Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... ...
SOURCE UNKNOWN Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...b...
ANONYMOUS A woman called because she wanted to let me know that she wouldn't be in because her husband died th...
HEATHER EVANS The courts have let her get away with a lot. Heck, they let her get away with almost murder now.
JASON MCGREGOR Nature goes her own way and all that to us seems an exception is really according to order.
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE Nature goes her own way and all that to us seems an exception is really according to order.
JOHANN VON GOETHE Nature goes her own way and all that to us seems an exception is really
according to order.
JOHANN WOLFGANG GOETHE A wife should no more take her husband's name than he should hers. My name is my identity and mu...
LUCY STONE The worthless bride does not know her Husband Lord she is deluded, forgetting her Husband Lord, she ...
GURU NANAK Every once in a while, I run into somebody who tells me that she met her husband in my campaign or a...
GEORGE MCGOVERN
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