Computer wires, flex cords for hedge trimmers etc., get entwined on their own volition. Leave them, come back, and they are inexplicably knotted. There is a force of chaos at work. Not a passive force like atrophy, but an active one, like a slap on the head. Molecules that have been unnaturally forced to help us, rebel. Why else would a vacuum cleaner wire get caught in a door handle time and time again? Yes people, things ARE out to get us. Welcome to TANGLE THEORY.