Condoms are like raincoats in the Sahara.

In the spring, I'll put raincoats on them.

Condoms ribbed for extrasensitivity. The last thing I need is extrasensitivity. Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for hours. This seems to really miss the point. I want my whole life lined with a topical anesthetic.

Times are bad today. At a time when Companies were not sponsoring the Indian cricket team much with a good amount of pay packet, it was the Sahara group who came forward with sponsorship only to find itself in the dock today with no backing.

You", he said, "are the single exception that rule". The oldest, deepest, most beautiful flaw in his Silence."Without you, I would be a monster.

We're not buying Sam's Club condoms,” said Owen. “Their trash bags don't even work.