Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.

We want to do it, just in case. You never know, I could get hit by a bus and the poor man could have nothing.

A friend of mine, that I had known for some time, came up one day with an old guitar. I don't know where he got it, I don't know how long he'd had it, but he knew about two chords on it. He proceeded to teach them to me, and then we proceeded to go crazy over music.

It's a little like the Mafia. A friend of mine is a friend of yours.

Jenny Was a Friend of Mine