Congratulations, he said. "That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen." His expression was a mix of awe and disbelief. "Ever.

She looked at me. "What? Is there something wrong with my idea?"
"It's not very heroic," I said dismissively. "I was expecting something with a little more flair."
"Well, I left my armor and warhorse at home," she said. "You're just upset because your big University brain couldn't think of a way, and my plan is brilliant.

He that said the pen is mightier than the sword has never been stabbed. He that said the sword is mightier than the pen is one illiterate brute.

Back the fuck off fluffy!

There are two kinds of fools. One says, "This is old, and therefore good." And one says, " This is new, and therefore better.

I know a lot of people think I'm dumb. Well, at least I ain't no educated fool.