Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
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Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
JESSE VENTURA Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny ...
WAVY GRAVY One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
LARRY GELBART Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some...
MARTIN SHEEN You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.
LANCE BASS Be fun! I don't like homes or rooms that don't have a sense of humor or have some sense of w...
BRYAN BATT You have to have a sense of humor about yourself and laugh at yourself in the company of those you l...
DALE SANDERS I didn't care at all about losing, but I just didn't want Emerson to feel bad, You know, I d...
TERI HATCHER I don't have a very quick sense of humor.
FLORENZ ZIEGFELD Jesse was the go-to guy in college. He led in every category. Here, he's not that guy that does ever...
JAMIE BLACK I think I've learned that if you want to be successful, you have to tell your story honestly and...
DOROTHEA BENTON FRANK As governor, Jesse Ventura told it like it is, and now I'm telling you that BetUs.com is the only pl...
JESSE VENTURA I always felt different as a kid, and the Kinks were like, 'Yeah, we're the Kinks.' Cele...
MICHAEL WEATHERLY I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you ca...
ALAN THICKE And on election night I'd go down to city hall in El Paso, Texas and cover the election. In thos...
SAM DONALDSON I see myself in the mold of Rin Tin Tin. It didn't go to his head either.
AL GORE Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too seriously.
DAN AUERBACH Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to te...
CAROL BURNETT I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor an...
MICHAEL BUBLE We tried - we tried for a year, and we tried different methods and different - and I had in vitro an...
CHERYL TIEGS They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, becau...
BILL BURR In the egoic state, your sense of self, your identity, is derived from your thinking mind - in other...
ECKHART TOLLE I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to...
MORT SAHL I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler p...
VERA FARMIGA I saw the real difference between politicians who supported programs like Head Start and those who d...
MAXINE WATERS There is something really horrific for any human being who feels he is being consumed by other peopl...
WOLE SOYINKA I used to be neurotic. I didn't like myself very much. But somewhere in my mid-40s, my neuroses ...
JOANNE WOODWARD When things go wrong or don't turn out the way you pictured them in your head, you just have to ...
BLAKE SHELTON My older brother always tells me I changed as a person when I saw 'Ace Ventura.' Because whe...
ELIZA COUPE I like guys who have a plan or a dream. A good sense of humor is also a must. I can be weird with my...
EDY GANEM I wouldn't go into the studio if I didn't have a band who's ready, willing, and able.
CASS MCCOMBS He's a stick in the mud
PROVERB Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of ...
MADONNA CICCONE I have a very serious censorship office inside my head; it censors things that I could tell you that...
ALAN FURST I would say just start writing. You've got to write every day. Copy someone that you like if you...
ELMORE LEONARD You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction y...
DR. SEUSS I do know that if you're able to laugh in a situation, it means you have perspective on the situatio...
DAVID HYDE PIERCE You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.
LANCE BASS I'm a big fan of independent girls who are strong-willed, vocal in their opinions, and have a se...
DAVID LAMBERT I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater underst...
SIMON PEGG I look for a sense of reality with everything I did. I didn't work in a studio, I didn't lig...
EVE ARNOLD I think that it's hard for vain people to be funny. I think you can look any way you want as lon...
TARAN KILLAM You have to have a sense of humor to do this,
FRANK BROWN In my generation, except for a few people who'd gone into banking or nursing or something like t...
JULIA CHILD My father was a guy who, because of the businesses he was in - the hotel business, the hospitality b...
STEVE TISCH For the longest time I was afraid I'd have to keep on working at the factories. There was a stee...
DANIEL JOHNSTON I chose to stylize 'Among Friends' and add a dark comedic element because I didn't want ...
DANIELLE HARRIS I wasn't into sports when I was younger. I was one of those kids who always tried to get a note ...
ELIZA DOOLITTLE The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very goo...
LOU HOLTZ College didn't stick, so I worked odd jobs, but I've always written songs and played music. ...
CHRIS STAPLETON Growing up, I didn't know anybody who didn't have a miner in the family. Both of my grandfat...
JENNIFER HAIGH In a VR setting, you tilt your head up, and you really have the vertigo and the sense that it goes u...
RAMEZ NAAM Your state, for want of a better word, just wants to put their head in the mud.
BILL JOHNSON You failed? Congratulations, you tried something. Keep your head up, keep going, we're pulling for y...
DAN O'DONNELL Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work!
DEYTH BANGER Even when something sad or tragic happens, I find a way to look at it in a positive light. People wh...
ZACH ANNER A woman who knows that she doesn't have to get all decked out to look good is sexy. A woman who ...
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH But believe me, we can win this thing with a big turnout. And Rick Perry knows it. That's what the J...
KINKY FRIEDMAN I was diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADD/ADHD) and obsessive-compulsive di...
HOWIE MANDEL I didn't have a catharsis for my childhood pain, most of us don't, and until I learned how t...
TYLER PERRY Freedom. And Justice. If you have those two, it covers everything. You must stick to those principle...
IAN SMITH But if you know that something has been really vicious, you don't read it, you don't let it ...
NIGELLA LAWSON You have a plantation where you have 10 white people and you have about 50 or 60 black people. The a...
ALDIS HODGE The polls indicated that I was feisty, that I was tough, that I had a sense of humor, but they weren...
GERALDINE FERRARO I don't care who you are. When you sit down to write the first page of your screenplay, in your ...
NORA EPHRON Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.
SETH MACFARLANE Life ain't easy. Terrible things happen to everyone. You have to keep your sense of humor, give some...
GEORGE VAILLANT In Athens I was 17 and I didn't have any expectations. I was just swimming fast and racing every...
LAURE MANAUDOU You think you can go into all those auditions not knowing who you are? The work came after I found m...
JENIFER LEWIS You have to have a sense of humor about all of it - the Emmys and politics and everything.
BILLY EICHNER Imagine if all those kings and dukes hadn't commissioned those crazy cathedrals, paintings and m...
HA-JOON CHANG There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks you...
JIMMY FALLON Everyone has prejudices, but some can correct them, others stick in the mud and remain diehard.
ERIK PEVERNAGIE Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of humor.
TAB HUNTER I think anybody who's offended by the name needs to have their head examined. Grow a sense of humor....
DAVID MASON Be comfortable; be you. What's most important is to understand what suits your body type and per...
SONAKSHI SINHA I didn't go to drama school, so I didn't really have many true friends in the business; '...
ALFIE ALLEN The way you delegate is that first you have to hire people that you really have confidence in. You w...
ROBERT POZEN The wretch who lives without freedom feels like dressing in the mud from the streets Those who have ...
JOSE MARTI I won't bring anybody into the field who doesn't have a sense of humor.
DR. JANINE CAIRA The players don't play the position game as much as we used to play. A lot of young guys go up a...
JAROMIR JAGR I remember there were days when - and this is kind of gross - I would sleep in my uniform to save ti...
STACEY FARBER I've done a lot of partying in my time because I didn't want to go home and I didn't kno...
NATALIE IMBRUGLIA I had to go to a mirror and look at it. I couldn't picture myself in my own head. I had no image...
UMA THURMAN I don't happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don't know what's funny about a...
WALLACE SHAWN I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times.
CARLOS PONCE Anyone who's married to Mariah Carey - I'm pretty sure - doesn't have a great sense of h...
CHELSEA HANDLER Please ignore rumors! I've had them for years and you have to just let them go over your head. D...
EMMA BUNTON You have to have a sense of humor about life to get through it.
KESHA I'm trying to make a case for those people who don't have a sense of belonging that they sho...
BILLY BRAGG There's public humor, and there's private humor, and they're all appropriate in their ow...
ROBERT MANKOFF There weren't a lot of career opportunities in crazy-fast hardcore punk, so you didn't have ...
DAVE GROHL I'm a painter, really. To be successful, you have to go to Hollywood, and I didn't like to t...
H. R. GIGER One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
LARRY GELBART If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
CLARENCE DAY Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot.
PETER JENNINGS Businesses have come and gone at Homeboy Industries. We have had starts and stops, but anything wort...
GREG BOYLE If you ever have a kid who doesn't know what to do, stick him in art school. It's amazing wh...
RIDLEY SCOTT If we went by the world's definition of who I'm supposed to be because I look weird... '...
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JESSE JACKSON Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.
JESSE JACKSON No one should negotiate their dreams. Dreams must be free to fly high. No government, no legislature...
JESSE JACKSON When you create more small businesses, you create small entrepreneurship. Out of that comes self-det...
JESSE JACKSON Life has its dimensions in the mysterious.
JESSE JACKSON Many kids come out of college, they have a credit card and a diploma. They don't know how to buy...
JESSE JACKSON While I've spent a lot of quality time with my children, perhaps it's not been enough.
JESSE JACKSON I like to smile when its natural. I'm not mad or anything. That's my style.
JESSE MCCARTNEY Kansas City, I would say, did more for jazz music, black music, than any other influence at all. Alm...
JESSE STONE If you fall behind, run faster. Never give up, never surrender, and rise up against the odds.
JESSE JACKSON In many ways, history is marked as 'before' and 'after' Rosa Parks. She sat down in ...
JESSE JACKSON To allow injustice and inequality invites a Ferguson to your community. We must stand together, blac...
JESSE JACKSON For a time, at least, I was the most famous person in the entire world.
JESSE OWENS If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's back yard.
JESSE OWENS Life doesn't give you all the practice races you need.
JESSE OWENS A lifetime of training for just ten seconds.
JESSE OWENS The only bond worth anything between human beings is their humanness.
JESSE OWENS Although I wasn't invited to shake hands with Hitler, I wasn't invited to the White House to...
JESSE OWENS I let my feet spend as little time on the ground as possible. From the air, fast down, and from the ...
JESSE OWENS Awards become corroded, friends gather no dust.
JESSE OWENS Find the good. It's all around you. Find it, showcase it and you'll start believing in it.
JESSE OWENS If this were a video game, you could just break everything in this room and a bunch of money would c...
JESSE ANDREWS And if a jock. God forbid, witnesses you hobnobbing with theater kids, he will immediately assume yo...
JESSE ANDREWS Mom was asking me to resume a friendship that had no honest foundation and ended on screamingly awkw...
JESSE ANDREWS this book probably makes it seem as if I hate myself and everything I do. I mostly just hate every p...
JESSE ANDREWS When girls see two Unattractives dating, they think, 'Hey! Love is possible even for unattractive pe...
JESSE ANDREWS I am the Thomas Edison of conversational stupidity.
JESSE ANDREWS So in order to understand everything that happened, you have to start from the premise that high sch...
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