Consider the Lobster and Other Essays

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.

I'll be there first thing when they open tomorrow morning, ... I consider Mr. Lehmann a personal friend of mine, but I will beat Mr. Lehmann head-up.

We didn't even consider it. It was a big brood fish with eggs. We released it.

The Way of Ignorance and Other Essays

Harry moved the tip of his eagle-feather quill down the page, frowning as he looked for something that would help him write his essay, “Witch Burning in the Fourteenth Century Was Completely Pointless — discuss.