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PROVERB As far as military necessity will permit, religiously respect the constitutional rights of all.
GEORGE B. MCCLELLAN And if you can’t shape your life the way you want, at least try as much as you can not to degrade ...
CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS That's SHIT!
How do you remove it?
You just put it inside the trash, easy as that.
DEYTH BANGER This is too much reality for a Friday.
AS GOOD AS IT GETS I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be.
DAVID DOBKIN The good die first, And they whose hearts are dry as summer dust Burn to the socket
WILLIAM WORDSWORTH Death is not scary enough and not so sweet life of the human foot leaves gentility.
IMAM ALI (AS) Even these stars, which seem so numerous, are as sand, as dust - or less than dust - in the enormity...
CARL SAGAN Write as much as you can. Read as much as you can. Use the library and the internet carefully for re...
ENOCK MAREGESI I pushed the envelope as far as it needed to be pushed, and now it's on the floor, and people se...
PRINCE It's completely possible that there's no water involved at all and that what we're seeing are just d...
ALLAN TREIMAN And it was, it was not beating George Bush, believe it or not, the bottom line as far as I was conce...
GERALDINE FERRARO Our job as writers, as far as I can tell, is to attempt to express what seems inexpressible.
NICK FLYNN As far as we are concerned, we Syria have not changed.
BASHAR AL-ASSAD As far as the style, I was fascinated by surrealism.
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.
ALBERT J. NOCK Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.
DAVID KOECHNER As far as I can see, it's not important that we have free will, just as long as we have the illu...
ALAN MOORE George W. Bush's first appointment, Dick Cheney, makes it crystal clear that Bush's judicial appoint...
CAROLYN MALONEY James Finch is exactly what I'm looking for, as far as getting back into the race car to have fu...
KURT BUSCH As far as I can judge, not much good can be done without disturbing something or somebody.
EDWARD BLAKE As far as I can tell, most actors' main motivation is self-doubt and neuroses.
DANIEL RADCLIFFE As far as songwriters, I've always been a fan of Irving Berlin, Cole Porter, and George Gershwin...
MEL BROOKS As far as I know, the original 'X-Men' actors will remain in the franchise.
BEN HARDY As far as I'm concerned, there is no subject that's off the table.
GARRY TRUDEAU As far as festivals, nothing tops Cannes.
SASHA LANE A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma.
JOYCE MEYER Reach for it. Push yourself as far as you can.
CHRISTA MCAULIFFE Television's going, as far as I'm concerned, downhill, and I'm an anachronism.
DICK VAN DYKE Wearing corsets all the time was completely incapacitating, as far as digestion goes.
HELENA BONHAM CARTER As far as the customer is concerned, the interface is the product.
JEF RASKIN As far as music, Louis Armstrong is one of my heroes.
JON BATISTE As far as natural ability, I was always athletic.
TROY BROWN That my philosophy of life is, as far as possible, one of enjoyment. I'm not nihilistic.
ALEXANDER MCCALL SMITH Fame was not at all what it was cracked up to be, as far as I was concerned.
DAVE MADDEN George W. Bush's first appointment, Dick Cheney, makes it crystal clear
that Bush's judicial ap...
CAROLYN MALONEY What most people don't seem to realize is that there is just as much money to be made out of the...
MARGARET MITCHELL The president should name the best-qualified and proven constitutionalist to replace O'Connor as soo...
JAN LARUE In Cloud computing the difference between a dark cloud and a cloud with a silver lining, is the part...
RAJAT MOHAN While it is useful to rebut charges and get your arguments out in circulation, you have to understan...
JONATHAN HAIDT Some people seem as if they can never have been children, and others seem as if they could never be ...
GEORGE DENNISON PRENTICE We must strive to let go our life as we planned,so as to have life we are destined for & that comes ...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA The surrounding nature is the best erudite master to teach us the basics of living.
ANUJ SOMANY Success is not a journey, it's a destination called satisfaction.
ANUJ SOMANY I can remember back as far as age 8, performing with the Boston Folk Song Society. It was a Woody Gu...
FRANK BLACK No matter how vital experience might be while you lived it, no sooner was it ended and dead than it ...
ELLEN GLASGOW That is as un-Australian as you can get. That has to be a serious criminal offence with serious crim...
MIKE RANN Constitutional government, as designed by the framers, will survive only with a righteous people.
EZRA TAFT BENSON As far as working out, I know exactly what I'm doing.
EVANDER HOLYFIELD As far as groupies, I never saw any of them.
DAVY JONES As far as my relationship with President Putin is concerned, it's fine.
GERHARD SCHRODER I don't think I make much of a distinction between the 'real' and the 'fantastic....
ALICE HOFFMAN a constitutional right . . . and once homosexuality is defined as a constitutional right, there is n...
ROBERT H. BORK Any conversation will eventually go dry, but as long as you wait together as one in the parched rive...
ANDONI GARCIA It will not be as bad as the one that has swept over Beijing with an estimated 300,000 tons of dust ...
YANG WEIXI I doubt that he will have arguments in person.
ARTHUR BENSON As far as heroes thorough the years, I'd say definitely Alabama and Randy Owen, Conway Twitty wa...
LUKE BRYAN To be a utilitarian means that you judge actions as right or wrong in accordance with whether they h...
PETER SINGER As far as wrestling goes, as long as my body is able to withstand the physical beating, I will keep ...
TRISH STRATUS Consequences are highly relevant, ... Not just any consequences but consequences in light of a const...
STEPHEN G. BREYER As far as sustaining our popularity, I believe we can.
VINCE MCMAHON In Paris, you're as far as possible from the land of pleasant smiles.
KANYE WEST As far as my journal, I want to share tour life with my fans.
NATALIE GULBIS We've actually eliminated Type II polio in the world, at least as far as we can tell.
SETH BERKLEY Everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach.
JOSEPH STALIN As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Go as far as you can see; when you get there, you'll be able to see farther.
J. P. MORGAN Go as far as you can see; when you get there you'll be able to see farther.
THOMAS CARLYLE What we are communicates far more eloquently than anything we say or do. There are people we trust b...
STEPHEN R. COVEY As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland.
DONALD TRUMP You know, if it weren't for these fans, I wouldn't have gotten as far as I did.
ADAM LAMBERT As far as my notoriety or whatever, I haven't been the star of a hit film.
ALESSANDRO NIVOLA I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.
ETHEL MERMAN Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be.
JEFFREY FRY Unless we can restore what George Orwell called patriotism as opposed to nationalism, we will see th...
JONATHAN SACKS Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
CHARLES LAMB It won't work. We have to be the party that can stand toe-to-toe with George W. Bush on national sec...
WESLEY CLARK We do not start as dust. We do not end as dust. We make more than dust.
That's all we ask...
DAVID LEVITHAN Any conversation will eventually go dry, but as long as you wait in the parched river bed it will ev...
ANDONI GARCIA Only fools wait, and only tools bait.
CRE Normal? What's that?"
"How you really look."
"Can you take off all your clothe...
KIERSTEN WHITE Yeah, I got her,” Will confirms.
“Who you got?” I ask.
“You, drunk girl. Come on.�...
KRISTEN PROBY Will father be there?" she asked.
John turned to her in astonishment.
Your fat...
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD There are approximately two trillion cells in the human body. You are never alone, there are always ...
DWIGHT W. HAYES Let me describe it as a momentous meeting. It was a good, workman-like meeting.
SEAMUS MALLON I think I don't take myself too seriously. You know as far as, it's a fun life. I take my mu...
BRUNO MARS Ideas have consequences and bad ideas can have lethal consequences.
GEORGE WEIGEL Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich.
DAFFY DUCK The profession is designed to help the court by making sure that the best possible arguments - not m...
CHARLES FRIED There isn't a class structure in Nigeria; there's a tribal structure and prestige as far as ...
SADE ADU As far as expectations go, you can never work for expectations. You have to work against them.
KAJOL And as far as guitars go, I loved Jimmy Bryant and Speedy West's stuff.
WILLIE NELSON As far as I'm concerned, the best acting class is life.
JAKE MCLAUGHLIN Men, we don't get much, as far as holidays go - Father's Day.
DMX As far as cities go, Havana is a festering treasure chest, a primary color.
BRIN-JONATHAN BUTLER I don't know what it is about 'Godzilla,' but as far as I'm concerned, the more vers...
RHYS DARBY As far as missile defense is concerned, a very thorough consultation process is underway.
GERHARD SCHRODER I am not a lobbyist. I am not a political activist. I am not a leader, as far as I'm concerned.
JOSE ANTONIO VARGAS On 'Buffy' I wasn't all that high on the totem pole as far as responsibility and screen ...
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