Contrary to what we conclude naturally, the gospel is not too good to be true. It is true! It's the truest truth in the entire universe. No strings attached! No fine print to read. No buts. No conditions. No qualifications. No footnotes. And especially, no need for balance.

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

The big print giveth, and the fine print taketh away.

It's like a commercial. It's flashy with it's 'Life is good. Life is happy. Life is perfect.' But in the fine print, there's where reality comes into play with, 'Life is not guaranteed to be perfect. Actually, you're probably going to want to light yourself on fire for the hell of it.'

For me, I don't even like to promote my films but I have to because it's in the fine print of my contract.