Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna?

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?