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Craig David: "I can't sleep till you next to me." Jalal ad-Din Rumi: "When you're not here, I can't go to sleep." Me: "I can't sleep when monitor screen on my face."

Jheb Krueger (Jeff)

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You have seen your own strength.
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You have seen your golden wings.
Of anything less,
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