Crumbled-up paper makes good snowballs in summertime.

You know it's hot when the temperature is the same number as an FM radio station.

Dove chocolate Easter eggs make good bullets for my chocolate cannon.

Sparkles are like the the the... the chocolate for photos

Bonus tiles in Scrabble are like fun things in life. They encourage you to branch out to new places.

Age is not how old you are, but how many years of fun you’ve had.