Cuando piensas que nada más puede joderse, la realidad va y te pilla por los huevos con una nueva sorpresa.

If we were the best hope the human race had for its salvation, things were more fucked up than I’d thought.

Before the Apocalypse, the closest I'd gotten to death was buying steaks at the supermarket.

Back a mouse into a corner and he'll attack a lion.

Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant never taste of death but once.

I don't know if cats understand what their owners say, but they do have a strong survival instinct.