Dad, is it all right to take things from people you don't like?

It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.

We're able to tell the truth in a way that you can't tell with real people. I think because it's animated, you um, you have enough of a barrier to say things that people might find offensive or be sort of appalled, or the censors would go 'no way', you know, because it's animated.

Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.

A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.

Is your remarkably sexist drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake?