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»Das Prinzip Moral verstehe ich nicht.«
»Das überrascht mich nicht im geringsten.«


Christopher Moore

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KERSTIN GIER Ich bin jemand, der ich nicht bin
ich gehe, aber ich weiß nicht, wohin
ich fühle, aber i...
EUGEN RUGE Wie kommuniziert man am besten das Gefühl, tot zu sein …
Ja, ich kenne das Wort kommuniziere...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Das Leben geht weiter.
Manchmal fragte ich mich, ob diese Tatsache nicht das Grausamste an unse...
MAX RHODE Aber ich wollte nicht genesen, wenn ich dafür das wenige, das mir von meinem Bruder geblieben war, ...
KATE MOSSE Ich mag zwar Ich sein, aber das könnte mir nun wirklich nicht passieren, DU zu sein.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Auch ist es vielleicht nicht eigentlich Liebe wenn ich sage, daß Du mir das Liebste bist; Liebe ist...
FRANZ KAFKA Nur weil
mein Leben
unlogisch
ist,
heißt das
nicht, dass es
nicht fun...
TERENCE HORN Wen das Wort nicht schlägt, den schlägt auch der Stock nicht.
SOCRATES Ihr glaubt, ihr seid dazu verpflichtet -
ja, das wolln wir aber gar nicht - ja, das wolln wir ...
KURT TUCHOLSKY Am Ende, schloss ich, glauben die Menschen an ein Leben nach dem Tod, weil sie das Gegenteil nicht e...
JOHN GREEN Das wahre Wunder, das ist nicht das Leben. Das Leben gibt es überall, es wimmelt nur so davon. Das ...
GILLES LEGARDINIER Nicht an die Güter hänge dein Herz,
Die das Leben vergänglich zieren!
Wer besitzt, der ...
FRIEDRICH SCHILLER War ich kindisch? Verdammt, ja.
War ich wütend? Und wie.
Hatte er das ver...
MARTINA RIEMER Auf dem allerersten Foto, das von mir geschossen wurde, liege ich auf der Säuglingsstation, eingewi...
RAZIEL REID Aber das hat dich krank gemacht, fuhr sie fort. Nicht sein Tod, sondern das danach.
KATE MOSSE Ich bin gern erlöst von meinem Spiegelbild, von der Frage, wie ich aussehe. Auch ohne Spiegel weiß...
PAULINE DEBOK Das Blut allein macht lange noch den Vater nicht.
GOTTHOLD EPHRAIM LESSING Sind sie vorbestraft? Du lieber Himmel ich wußte gar nicht, dass das immer noch nötig ist." Britis...
ERIC IDLE Er macht mir Angst", gestand ich ihr.
Sie gab ein Prustton von sich. "Bei mir ist er die Liebe...
SAMANTHA YOUNG Wenn ich nur ein Telephon habe, der Wald 
wird sich finden! Ohne Telephon kann man nur 
...
KARL KRAUS Habe nun, ach! Philosophie,
Juristerei und Medizin,
Und leider auch Theologie
Durchau...
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE Wahrscheinlich kann man vom Nichtwollen seelisch nicht leben; eine Sache nicht tun wollen, das ist a...
THOMAS MANN Meiner Erfahrung nach werden die meisten Probleme im Leben dadurch verursacht, dass entscheidende In...
BRANDON SANDERSON Der Schmerz, den wir alle über diesen Verlust empfinden, erinnert mich, erinnert uns, daran, dass, ...
J.K. ROWLING …
Das verschlug mir für einen Moment die Sprache, ich hatte nicht gedacht, dass es so schlim...
MARTINA RIEMER Auch, wenn ihre Nachbarn litten - solange das Leid nicht bei ihnen selbst Einkehr hielt, zogen sie e...
MARC LEVY In vain would I seek to discover Why sad and mournful am I, My thoughts without ceasing brood ...
HEINRICH HEINE Sie war nicht schön, sie war schlimmer als das. (Doktor Véron über Mata Hari)
PHILIPPE COLLAS (…) das mit dem Abholen macht keinen Sinn, wenn du nicht mit dem Auto kommst.
JULIA KATHRIN KNOLL Eine Move bin ich von keinem Land,
Meine Heimat nenne ich keinen Srrand,
Mich bindet nich...
EMPRESS ELIZABETH Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich stärker.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Das Sterben erscheint uns als die größte Schwäche überhaupt, schlimmer als Alkoholismus oder Her...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Ich werde stehen und warten.
Ich werde müde werden.
Ich werde nicht einschlafen.
Ich...
HERMANN HESSE Den Haag, das zu jener Zeit um die vierzigtausend Einwohner zählte, nennt Diderot das schönste Dor...
W.G. SEBALD Nur weil Informationen heute mühelos zugänglich sind, bedeutet das nicht automatisch auch, dass wi...
LORENZO FRICK Ein Rezensent kommt mir manchmal vor wie der Mann, der eine Wolke beobachtet und ihr übelnimmt, da�...
ARNO SCHMIDT Ohne Bedenken brach er das Versprechen, das er sich selbst gegeben hatte. Derlei Schwüre gelten nur...
RICHARD BACH Die Welt ist voller Torheit, Dumpfheit, Inkonsequenz und Ungerechtigkeit. Es gehört viel Mut dazu, ...
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE Aha. Und deine Klamotten konnten das liebeskranke Gezicke nicht mehr hören und sind deshalb von dei...
JOSEPHINE ANGELINI (...) Achtet immer darauf, das Gleichgewicht zwischen Kopf und Herz zu wahren. (...)

Alw...
COLLEEN HOOVER Natürlich mochte ich die, die nicht ich waren, nur selten.
SIBYLLE BERG Wir haben nichts mehr, an das wir nicht glauben könnten. Mathematisch folgt daraus, dass wir an all...
JULI ZEH Das Glück besteht nicht darin, daß du tun kannst, was du willst, sondern darin, daß du immer will...
LEW NIKOLAJEWITSCH GRAF TOLSTOI Ich würde niemandem raten die Luft anzuhalten ... Abgesehen von der Filmfrage, denke...
RENE AUBERJONOIS Im Verlaufe nicht nur der ökonomischen, sondern auch der politischen Globalisierung kann das kardin...
HELMUT SCHMIDT Wir alle, ob schuldig oder nicht, ob alt oder jung, müssen die Vergangenheit annehmen. Wir alle sin...
RICHARD VON WEIZSäCKER Kennst du das Land, wo die Zitronen blüh'n,
Im dunkeln Laub die Goldorangen glüh'n,
Ein ...
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE Ich werde nicht alles erreichen, was ich will, aber ich werde alles probieren, was ich kann.
BENJAMIN LEBERT Als die Nazis die Kommunisten holten,
habe ich geschwiegen;
ich war ja kein Kommunist.
MARTIN NIEMöLLER Wenn du mich küsst, Gwendolyn Shepherd, dann ist das so, als würde ich den Kontakt zum Boden verli...
KERSTIN GIER Sie kannst du vielleicht täuschen, aber mich nicht."
Er sah mich von der Seite an. Offenbar h...
SAMANTHA YOUNG Die schwere Verwundung Gregors, an der er über einen Monat litt -- der
Apfel blieb, da ihn nie...
FRANZ KAFKA Zeit. Alles, was wir haben, alles, was wir brauchen, und alles, was wir verlieren. Wir haben nicht v...
ADRIANA POPESCU Ich möchte wissen", sagte er vor sich hin, "was eigentlich in einem Buch los ist, solang es zu ist....
MICHAEL ENDE Ich bin kein Kind, ich bin nicht niedlich; warum soll man so jemanden streicheln?
SIBYLLE BERG Bei uns wird nur selten eine Mariage geschlossen, wo nicht wenigstens ein halb Dutzend der Gäste - ...
FRIEDRICH SCHILLER Es gibt immer einen Punkt dabei, wo man nicht mehr weiß, ob man lügt oder ob das, was man erfunden...
ROBERT MUSIL Nein, fair ist das nicht, aber dass die Erde sich wie die Hölle anfühlt, liegt an unserer Erwartun...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Jeder von uns hat zweierlei Geist. Einen wachen Geist und einen schlafenden Geist. Unser wacher Geis...
PATRICK ROTHFUSS Schrei nicht los, wenn du eine halbe Stunde im Nebel stehst, nachts,einsam. Du triffst immer wieder ...
WOLFGANG BORCHERT The mortal race is far too weak not to grow dizzy on unwonted brights. [Ger., Das sterbliche Gesc...
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE Träume und Märchen waren ihr eigentlicher Lebensinhalt, dachte ich jetzt. Deshalb hat sie sich auc...
THOMAS BERNHARD Ich bin voller Zuversicht und Entschlossenheit und verfüge über einen freien Willen – zumindest ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK What they're accustomed to is no great matter, But then, alas! they've read an awful deal. [G...
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE Und manchmal passiert einem das Leben einfach, und man kann ihm nicht ausweichen Es kracht voll in e...
ALEXANDRA BRACKEN Es gefiel ihm nicht, daß ER zurück und auch noch zornig war. Wenn irgend etwas, das Großbuchstabe...
TERRY PRATCHETT Über des Propheten Gebein ist jedes Staubkorn
ein Pfeiler von Licht,
Aufrecht von der Ku...
AL-FAITURI Der Wahnsinn ist nur die Kehrseite der Macht, beide Ungeheuer wurden erschaffen, um einander zu näh...
FAWZI MELLAH [D]as Denken an sich gilt nicht mehr als Tugend, sondern als Zeitverschwendung. Es wird von speziali...
JULI ZEH I feel that I am a man of destiny. [Ger., Ich fuhl 's das ich der Mann des Schicksals bin.]
JOHANN CHRISTOPH FRIEDRICH VON SCHILLER Und wenn ich mal heirate, dann muss mein Mann zwei Bedingungen erfüllen: Er muss Bücher und Kinder...
ASTRID LINDGREN Das Amt für Desinformation pflegt nur bei schwersten Zusammenstößen von Magierwelt und Muggeln t�...
NEWT SCAMANDER Unfaßbar das erste Tier, das von einem anderen träumte. Ungeheuerlich das erste Wirbeltier, dem es...
CARLOS FUENTES Erlaube," fuhr Meister Abraham fort, "erlaube, mein Johannes, mit dem Just magst du mich kaum vergle...
E.T.A. HOFFMANN Kennst du das Land, wo die Zitronen blühn, Im dunklen Laub die Goldorangen glühn.
MAEVE BINCHY Das Blau in seinem Blick multiplizierte und intensivierte sich, während er sich weiter zu mir vorle...
SIMONA DOBRESCU Du kannst ihn nicht mehr enttäuschen, er ist nicht mehr da.“
Riley knallte sein Glas auf die...
JAYDEN V. REEVES Reue ist kontraproduktiv. Etwas bereuen heißt, mit einer gewissen Bitterkeit auf Vergangenes zurüc...
COLLEEN HOOVER When I err every one can see it, but not when I lie. [Ger., Wenn ich irre kann es jeder bemerken; ...
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE Ein Teil von jener Kraft, die stets das Böse will und stets das Gute schafft.

-Goethe-
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE Bright star, would I were stedfast as thou art--
Not in lone splendour hung aloft the night
JOHN KEATS Es gibt keinen Grund warum Kinder Chaucer [engl. Dichter des 14.Jhd., Anm.d.Red.] nicht genauso gut ...
STAR TREK Ich habe gelernt, dass es auch Gutes auf der Welt gibt, wenn man genau hinschaut und danach sucht. I...
JENNIFER NIVEN LOVE TRANSCENDS LIFE!
Sudipta Das
SUDIPTA DAS [W]elcher Verdienst wäre größer als der Mut und das Vertrauen, ja auch die Nächstenliebe, die im...
KAHLIL GIBRAN Lucas beobachtete, wie Helen aus dem Haus rannte und in Claires Wagen sprang. Sie sah erschöpft und...
JOSEPHINE ANGELINI Das Netz ist das Ende des Mainstreams [...]
SASCHA LOBO Rätselhafterweise ist Schriftsteller trotzdem der schönste Beruf der Welt. Mehr als das. Schriftst...
JULI ZEH Es ist für das Franchise sicher das Ende einer Ära ... Es ist das Ende der Ära von Rick Berman , ...
DOMINIC KEATING Nenhum pessimista descobriu os segredos das estrelas,navegou para uma terra desconhecida,ou abriu um...
HELEN KELLER Erinnern, das heißt, eines Geschehens so ehrlich und rein zu gedenken, daß es zu einem Teil des ei...
RICHARD VON WEIZSäCKER Das Lesen war weder Arbeit noch Hobby, es folgte keinem bestimmten Interesse. Lesen war ein Zustand,...
JULI ZEH Es war falsch zu lauschen, das war mir klar, doch irgendwie war es so schön kindisch, was mir ein B...
MARTINA RIEMER „Was alle sagen, muss noch längst nicht stimmen. Etwas wird nicht richtiger, nur weil alle es so ...
CARSTEN K. RATH Am Anfang war das Wort, am Ende das Ding.
JULI ZEH Ganz unabhängig davon, daß wir uns schon lange nicht mehr geküsst und auch keinen Sex mehr mitein...
BANANA YOSHIMOTO Ich erinnere mich noch an Ihre Worte: „Die Welt ist ein Schlachthaus und ein Bordell.“ Damals sc...
ISAAC BASHEVIS SINGER Die Gesamtheit dieser Produktionsverhältnisse bildet die ökonomische Struktur der Gesellschaft, di...
KARL MARX Ich habe die komplexen Probleme einer Single-Existenz gegen die Probleme zweier Personen getauscht. ...
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CHRISTOPHER MOORE The music coming from inside sounded like robots fucking. And complaining about it. In rhythmic mono...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE People, generally, suck.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE La Cadillac Eldorado Brougham del 1957 era l'incarnazione perfetta dell'esibizionismo, tra le macchi...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE Author's Warning

If you're buying this book as a gift for your grandma or a kid, you shou...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age."

"I thought you like...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE I love you, Lucien, but I am a muse, you are an artist, I am not here to make you comfortable...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE Hope is merely another face of desire. And desire is a motherfucker.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE You're the one with almost an MBA," Barry, the short balding one, said to Lash.
"You should kno...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE not the end of the world, just darkness over everything," Charlie cheerfully said. "it gets dark - t...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE ...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivo...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE She doesn't understand that a writer is a special creature--that I'm different from everyone else. I...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE You sure about this writer thing son?
CHRISTOPHER MOORE He was a writer and words were his weapons.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE He slowed to a walk. As he approached her he was surprised at just how pretty she was. She looked a ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE It is essential that the women's preventive coverage benefit, including contraception, be availa...
GWEN MOORE Sculpture is an art of the open air. Daylight, sunlight, is necessary to it, and for me, its best se...
HENRY MOORE You can't regulate child labor. You can't regulate slavery. Some things are just wrong.
MICHAEL MOORE Life is a lot more interesting if you are interested in the people and the places around you. So, il...
ALAN MOORE I like Jacques Derrida; I think he's funny. I like my philosophy with a few jokes and puns. I kn...
ALAN MOORE The creative habit is like a drug. The particular obsession changes, but the excitement, the thrill ...
HENRY MOORE If you ain't got your black hat, there ain't no use in filling out an application.
GREG MOORE I think I had the most fun making a movie with 'Dedication,' just because you knew that it w...
MANDY MOORE I like pencil skirts because they hug me in all the right places.
MANDY MOORE I kind of feel, in a way, all of us will forever be asking those questions of ourselves: Who am I an...
MANDY MOORE It was never important for a wedding to be about anything other than me and my partner. A big celebr...
MANDY MOORE When girls feel bad about their looks, 60 percent avoid normal daily activities like raising their h...
MANDY MOORE I do think it's possible to change for the better.
MANDY MOORE Because I'm in an adult world and I'm really working, my age is just a number. It's not ...
MANDY MOORE It's important to get well-rounded right off the bat. A lot of experienced dancers can get pigeo...
MANDY MOORE We are in a culture where it's so easy to just turn things off that you don't like. And I th...
MANDY MOORE I travel the world visiting global health programs as an ambassador for the global health organizati...
MANDY MOORE Love is like nothing else on this earth, but only when it is shared with someone wonderful like you.
MANDY MOORE Tackling malaria in a country like the Central African Republic is a huge uphill battle, and my expe...
MANDY MOORE Pneumonia is a disease that often flies under the radar of not just the public but even the global h...
MANDY MOORE In 2009, I traveled to South Sudan with my organization PSI. While there, I visited a local school a...
MANDY MOORE I've gone skydiving twice. I was terrified about doing it, but I wanted to overcome that. The fi...
MANDY MOORE Hope is the most exciting thing there is in life.
MANDY MOORE People who grew up watching Disney films like myself, there are films that are certain benchmarks in...
MANDY MOORE The unknown used to be really scary, just that fear of, 'What's next? What if I'm not pr...
MANDY MOORE Developing a relationship with someone you admire, who can encourage you to reach your full potentia...
MANDY MOORE There's a classic element that all good Disney movies have. It really comes down to the storytel...
MANDY MOORE I need to be more consistent about taking care of myself no matter how busy I am.
MANDY MOORE No one really gets rich doing this. A couple people do, Black Sabbath does. We don't sell any re...
THURSTON MOORE The entire business world has figured out how to make huge buckets of money without hiring us to wor...
MICHAEL MOORE There are two worlds we live in: a material world, bound by the laws of physics, and the world insid...
ALAN MOORE Poetry is the art of creating imaginary gardens with real toads.
MARIANNE MOORE I went to Cal Arts. I went to art school.
RICH MOORE I still believe the lessons I learned when I was raised in a Roman Catholic household. Like, it'...
MICHAEL MOORE Capitalism is an organized system to guarantee that greed becomes the primary force of our economic ...
MICHAEL MOORE Not only am I a spender, I have had a couple of business people in the past who have been spending m...
ROGER MOORE War is a perversion of sex.
ALAN MOORE If I write a crappy comic book, it doesn't cost the budget of an emergent Third World nation. When y...
ALAN MOORE Most of the people who get sent to die in wars are young men who've got a lot of energy and would pr...
ALAN MOORE Language comes first. It's not that language grows out of consciousness, if you haven't got language...
ALAN MOORE To paint comic books as childish and illiterate is lazy. A lot of comic books are very literate - un...
ALAN MOORE To some degree Satanism is purely a kind of disease of Christianity. You've got to really be Christi...
ALAN MOORE In a sense, the story, or poem or verse or whatever it is you're writing, you can kind of think of i...
ALAN MOORE Don't leave home without your sword - your intellect.
ALAN MOORE Because our entire universe is made up of consciousness, we never really experience the universe dir...
ALAN MOORE Sherlock Holmes is a massive figure in people's minds. More massive than a lot of real historical ch...
ALAN MOORE I never liked guns, I hate them, I always blink before they go off.
ROGER MOORE Kim Kardashian is a major player coming off of a reality show, and nobody can turn a blind eye to wh...
SHEMAR MOORE