Martin Short
Related I noticed that this defense attorney is a very, very intelligent man, and he's very cool and he&... TOMMY BOND BOOBOO STEWART SISSY SPACEK SASHA PIETERSE CALVIN JOHNSON I was a dancer, and it's not really cool for a boy to dance, so it was inspiring to see a movie ... KENNY WORMALD CAPTAIN BEEFHEART BRITNEY SPEARS My creative partner is a writer, and he's got an executive producing credit on this film. We'... TAYLOR HACKFORD I am not gonna say that a guy's looks make him have to try harder in any way. I don't believ... VALERIE AZLYNN I'd love to do a film with Michael Fassbender. He's one of my heroes. I think he's absol... JACK REYNOR I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny an... MELISSA ROSENBERG JAY-Z John Travolta, I don't think anybody would not jump at a chance to work with a guy like him beca... ELIJAH KELLEY IRWIN WINKLER ELIZABETH GILBERT When you work with David Lynch, you never know where he's going next and that's exciting. He... RICHARD BEYMER LAURA DERN GERARD WAY DIANE KRUGER You get Don King's point of view in what is almost a Shakespearean, classical technique. He come... VING RHAMES 'Night Watch' itself is a very Russian movie. It's impossible to imagine this kind of mo... TIMUR BEKMAMBETOV LAURENT BRANCOWITZ There's a book that I read, really a great book - it's called 'Lone Survivor' and I ... JARED PADALECKI ED SHEERAN Mr. Idris Elba is amazing! He happens to be British, but what's funny about him is that when he&... TASHA SMITH That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him ... ALAN VEGA FRANK ABAGNALE I like some of the young guys like Senator Thune. He's a guy that looks good. He's very arti... JOHN BOOZMAN I was in a movie called 'Vanishing on 7th Street,' and that was my first leading role in a m... JACOB LATIMORE I did a film when I was about 30; it's a coming of age story called 'Gas Food Lodging,' ... ROBERT KNEPPER JOYCE GIRAUD Pitbull is, like, one of the most incredible humans. He's an amazing guy, and when we first conn... RICKY REED JUNE CARTER CASH FRANKA POTENTE Lynch is not as strange as his films. He's a complex guy with a very interesting view of the wor... KYLE MACLACHLAN I would like to see us find Osama Bin Laden, but let's say we did capture him. Let's say we ... ALEX D. LINZ It's a very difficult thing losing a parent, but I think there's an added complication for m... KATE BECKINSALE AMITABH BACHCHAN I was a bartender in New York and I overheard this girl saying she made $3000 doing a commercial. A ... PAULEY PERRETTE There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course.... DICK VAN DYKE We've tried to make a Superman movie where he does stuff and you go, 'Yeah, if I was Superma... ZACK SNYDER MO ROCCA Do I think Vince McMahon was looking at my matches in Japan going, 'We need him?' No. He was... A.J. STYLES NEIL PATRICK HARRIS PETER GUBER I don't follow anything that's said about him much, but the Uwe Boll that I know is just a r... MICHAEL EKLUND The question I always ask is: 'Where are all the women directors in America?' You know, wher... GILLIAN ARMSTRONG HARRY STYLES Shakespeare is absolutely big in Africa. I guess he's big everywhere. Growing up, Shakespeare wa... ISHMAEL BEAH DENNIS FARINA SARAH HYLAND The most common thing over the years is, 'What's it like to work with David Lynch?' That... MADCHEN AMICK VICTORIA JUSTICE You know, I endeavor to be more like my older brother. He's very magnetic. He's actually ver... NATHAN FILLION To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funn... CATHERINE O'HARA I'm proud of 'The Hidden.' I feel like we took a B-movie and kind of turned it into an A... KYLE MACLACHLAN CHANNING TATUM AMBER TAMBLYN MARGARET ATWOOD I did find some time to go to a record store and check out 'Headstrong' actually in the rack... ASHLEY TISDALE ELIZABETH GILLIES ETHEL KENNEDY CLIVE BARKER MIKE BIRBIGLIA If you go to a movie and it's a great experience, the experience at the end of it is always like... CARLTON CUSE ISLA FISHER CHRISTOPHER MCCULLOCH Scott Foley was always fun because he's a very funny guy. So I liked working with him a bunch. IAN GOMEZ CUBA GOODING, JR. LARRY THE CABLE GUY JEFF ZUCKER JOEL EDGERTON MARGOT ROBBIE I'm thinking, this is Robert Redford. You know, he's won an Academy Award, he's talking ... BARRY LEVINSON RUSSELL PETERS LOUIS THEROUX David Attenborough... has that wonderful, breathy voice, and he's always so fascinated by what h... JANE BIRKIN STOCKARD CHANNING ROBBIE COLTRAINE I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow. CARROT TOP I'm lucky to have my dad in my life. He's very brilliant, I think he's really a smart ma... CODY HORN I think Chris Weitz is an amazing director, and his sensibility - I wouldn't even know how to ar... ELIZABETH REASER I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he&... NORM MACDONALD MICHAEL K. WILLIAMS ANN NOCENTI I have a crush on Steve Tyler. He's funny, he rocks, and has a voice like a god. There is anothe... LULU TREY PARKER As a director, you can't stop a guy if he thinks something's hysterical, because if you do, ... EVAN GOLDBERG I went out with seven actors in a row. There are problems with that. I've had the really good-lo... JENNIFER COOLIDGE VINCE VAUGHN Quentin Tarantino is a hip-hop artist. I told him, 'You're hip-hop!' You keep seeing sur... JAMIE FOXX ALAN MOORE Jerry Bruckheimer is the most hands-on producer that I've worked with. Jerry's very involved... TREVOR RABIN TOM BROKAW CARRIE FISHER It's easy to see why 'American Horror' is freaking people out. The ultraviolent hallucin... ROB SHEFFIELD DON RICKLES I'd never seen Rigondeaux's face without it being obscured by headgear or a photograph of Fi... BRIN-JONATHAN BUTLER It was actually Peter's idea that I should make the film. He called me in the very beginning, an... BILLE AUGUST
More Martin Short
MARTIN SHORT MARTIN SHORT MARTIN SHORT MARTIN SHORT MARTIN SHORT MARTIN SHORT MARTIN SHORT MARTIN SHORT MARTIN SHORT MARTIN SHORT MARTIN SHORT MARTIN SHORT MARTIN SHORT MARTIN SHORT MARTIN SHORT MARTIN SHORT CLARE SHORT Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at. SOLOMON SHORT SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES SHORT QUOTES NIGEL SHORT Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and cer... SOLOMON SHORT CLARE SHORT Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about. SOLOMON SHORT NIGEL SHORT (Linebacker) was something that was a weakness on the team last year. Now hopefully it'll be a stren... BRANDON SHORT He's one of the most amazing athletes I've ever seen. Hopefully we will take what was a weakness on ... BRANDON SHORT The Giants have always been a class organization, and I'm happy to be back and be a part of it. I ha... BRANDON SHORT The Cowboys kicked our butt. They executed better than we did. I never would have expected it. BRANDON SHORT What happens on the field is its own world. The stuff those people are dealing with is their lives i... BRANDON SHORT He's a tremendous athlete, with his speed and his tackling ability. To have someone like him who is ... BRANDON SHORT It's a totally different dynamic this year. It's a lot more spread around. We've got a lot of guys w... BRANDON SHORT It's a totally different dynamic this year. It's a lot more spread around. BRANDON SHORT Once in a while, I try to sneak in something less known anyway. BOBBY SHORT If you try to do that in pop music - to play only rare show tunes, for example - people don't come. BOBBY SHORT I was very young at the time, and I mainly appreciated their vocal qualities, even though I was alre... BOBBY SHORT I link them together myself, but Robeson was many, many different things. He possessed a brilliant i... BOBBY SHORT Even in today's opera world, the position of the black tenor is problematic. BOBBY SHORT I listen constantly to classical music and I find that stretches my imagination. I listen to some co... BOBBY SHORT But life is tough and if you're creative, it's tougher. BOBBY SHORT A diploma only proves that you know how to look up answers. SOLOMON SHORT CLARE SHORT The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky. SOLOMON SHORT CLARE SHORT I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriter... SOLOMON SHORT CLARE SHORT Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of energy. For another, how... SOLOMON SHORT CLARE SHORT I do tumbling and flips; there's a gym I go to for that. JAKE SHORT That's a long wagon train, MICHAEL SHORT If God is watching us, we might as well be interesting. SOLOMON SHORT CLARE SHORT CLARE SHORT CLARE SHORT There are communities that have not been as proactive as say, San Francisco and Oakland in having a ... MARC SHORT Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at SOLOMON SHORT I started the site as a hobby while I was a nursing student, and 10 years later, over 500,000 people... BRIAN SHORT CLARE SHORT In the UK we have a tariff that allows unlimited calls. International tariffs are more challenging, ... MIKE SHORT CLARE SHORT CLARE SHORT CLARE SHORT CLARE SHORT CLARE SHORT CLARE SHORT CLARE SHORT CLARE SHORT CLARE SHORT CLARE SHORT CLARE SHORT CLARE SHORT CLARE SHORT The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it. ROBERT SHORT King Sihanouk was an absolute monarch in the 1940s and 1950s. No one could publicly disagree with an... PHILIP SHORT I could not comment on any personal conversations Sheriff Young had with the operations center. MARK SHORT A lot of them are gone now. People are paying tribute to what took place out there. ROBERT SHORT We are looking at fixed roaming prices for certain Western European destinations. MIKE SHORT Maybe a bungee cord or something from his car. JOHN SHORT The church is the great lost and found department. ROBERT SHORT CLARE SHORT You always want to be one step better. This is the best finish we've ever had in the Sally George, w... DOUG SHORT Is it possible that you know what he was strangled with and you just didnt want to tell me? JOHN SHORT CLARE SHORT CLARE SHORT CLARE SHORT Well, we know for a fact that his belt was ripped off of his pants and he was strangled with his bel... JOHN SHORT We wondered if he would be into it after he lost on Friday, but he's come back well after a tough th... DOUG SHORT That's an accomplishment for these guys. We're a young group, so it makes it exciting for next year.... DOUG SHORT On one hand it is disappointing, but we will have people on the podium. DOUG SHORT Mike has done a nice job of fighting back. DOUG SHORT It got pretty hectic, but it's a nice problem to have. DOUG SHORT You look at four wins and that's a great way to start. Even in the two matches we lost the kids were... DOUG SHORT I want them to enjoy the week because it is a great accomplishment to make it to state. Each kid has... DOUG SHORT We've got a good competitive league. Getting that many to district shows the strength of our wrestli... DOUG SHORT The guys have worked hard to be in this position at the end of the year. We had a tough schedule in ... DOUG SHORT There were people looting, but she wasn't one of them. Instead of chasing after people who were runn... ELOIS SHORT Only a small number of sound local and foreign financial institutions are being invited to participa... ELLIS SHORT Contrary to the many unfounded press reports recently, this sale will in no way be rushed. ELLIS SHORT I started the site while I was a nursing student. I had no idea that it would soon become my full-ti... BRIAN SHORT The choices have broadened out dramatically over the last five years. BRIAN SHORT I can say with full sincerity that I am happy. I'm happy because I'm doing what I love and I... COLUMBUS SHORT This team has a chance to finish as one of the best teams ever at this university. DALE SHORT We've seen a big improvement at No. 2 and No. 3 doubles, and we've seen a big improvement at No. 4, ... DALE SHORT The doubles point was huge. It's kind of worrisome that No. 1 doubles has been great for us, and the... DALE SHORT We lost so many 4-3 matches in the first half of the season that the guys started to question themse... DALE SHORT If you try to do that in pop music - to play only rare show tunes, for example - people don't co... BOBBY SHORT NIGEL SHORT I'm treating it as a group of kids who have issues with each other. JAMES SHORT The reason we chose to go in another direction has nothing to do with the wins and losses. We try no... JAMES SHORT Going nine deep, we can apply full-court pressure. We feel like we can wear down most teams. MARK SHORT It's always been a team of unselfish players. I'm so proud to see them get this far. MARK SHORT As a coach you always wonder what it's like to walk out on that floor at state, and now we get to fi... MARK SHORT I think we are ready. MARK SHORT Funds . . . were not shared to build capabilities throughout a larger community. Now, it's forcing c... MARK SHORT We do not have any reason to believe there are inaccuracies but we've agreed to make sure our data m... MARC SHORT The department [DHS] and the President have always favored a risk-based approach. It's members of Co... MARC SHORT What we're really practicing is risk mitigation. You will not be able to say everywhere every city i... MARC SHORT It is hard for us to know right now whether or not the localities have over-invested or under-invest... MARC SHORT This year, we identified 66 ports that we view as the greatest risk, and only those were eligible to... MARC SHORT There's nothing that would restrict a city from allocating funds to a church or synagogue that faces... MARC SHORT It's all about the Pac-10 tournament. We're probably playing our best ball of the season. Give us th... MATT SHORT NIGEL SHORT Like a cornered animal, which turns instinctively to confront pursuing predators, Pol Pot viewed pol... PHILIP SHORT CLARE SHORT I don't know if my pro-am partners liked me much. I was on the phone all the time, kept text-messagi... WES SHORT JR But I done wore it earlier in the week, so I ran out. I'm a huge Longhorn fan, born and raised in Au... WES SHORT JR The childish idea that prayer is a handle by which we can take hold of God and obtain whatever we de... ROBERT L. SHORT Feast of Edward King, Bishop of Lincoln, Teacher, 1910 Commemoration of Martyrs of Uganda, 1886 & 19... ROBERT L. SHORT The New Testament is an intensely personal document. It is not the effort of a group of men who are ... ROBERT L. SHORT Feast of Michael & All Angels The nominal Christian, then, will see Jesus as a name, a representa... ROBERT L. SHORT Feast of Commemoration of Helena, Protector of the Faith, 330 The heart's slavish and dogged devot... ROBERT L. SHORT as Schulz himself has pointed out, Snoopy is capable of being 'one of the meanest' members of the en... ROBERT L. SHORT My bunker shot was made easier when Jim didn't hit it close. If I just hit it on the green, I win th... WES SHORT JR We haven't seen any red flags to indicate an increase in incidents of inmate-on-inmate or inmate-on-... DEE DEE SHORT We encourage the union to express their concerns at monthly labor-management meetings. They can alwa... DEE DEE SHORT We have to work within a budget. We feel we are doing that safely and securely and we evaluate this ... DEE DEE SHORT A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death... MARTIN Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love ca... MARTIN Everybody can be great.
Because anybody can serve..
You only need a heart full of grace.
A soul gene... MARTIN A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. MARTIN MARTIN SELIGMAN
I love 'Goodfellas' because it's a great movie - it's funny and there is action at p... 
When I first met David Lynch, he was living in the stables of the American Film Institute... He'... 
Being in L.A., it was really hard to find a country writer and producer. I eventually - years of sea... 
My dad's funny. He's laid back and a cool guy. 
Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he&#... 
Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's ... 
Racism is taught in the home. We agree on that? Well, it's very hard to teach racism to a teenag... 
Show me a Scorsese film, and I'll show you a movie where he's taken risks. It's just his... 
I don't hate humanity and I'm not interested in people who do. Although, it's funny, act... 
It's a strange world, as David Lynch would say. 
I had a couple of really cool friends when I was a kid, and we'd find cool music and movies and ... 
Orlando's a really cool guy. They hired him for 'Lord of the Rings' out of drama school.... 
My heroes, I couldn't imagine them practicing. Like Bob Dylan, you know? Bob Dylan's a very,... 
I met Bill Clinton; he's a very nice guy. Yeah, Bill Clinton's cool. 
I was very blessed it was Steven Spielberg who made the movie. He was very much into the redemption ... 
In Puerto Rico, we have a lot of traditions. We eat a very typical thing that's called 'past... 
He's just like my father that way-my father just adored my mother and let her do whatever she wa... 
I think working with Johnny Depp was very intimidating. It was my fault though. I mean he's a to... 
Kaizad Gustad is quite crazy, and he has weird ideas, and 'Boom' is one such idea. It's ... 
I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don... 
Tobey's a mellow, cool guy. He's just a good guy. I know that's not the answer you want,... 
The reality is that every movie is a new business. Nobody says, 'Hey, let's go down to the P... 
I went to watch Coldplay in Florida and saw Chris Martin before they went on. He sang 'What Make... 
Usually you're in movies with a lot of dissolves and things, but this was kind of quick, more ja... 
I just filmed a movie with my boyfriend, an indie film called 'Conception.' And it's kin... 
Someone's career that I admire would have to be Justin Timberlake's because he started off o... 
Jim Thorpe is someone I've always loved. He was an Olympic athlete, you know, and a football pla... 
This will be the fourth time I've seen this film. I'm very proud of it and I think it's ... 
I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's ... 
Hopefully, after 'Victorious' has lived a long and beautiful life, I would like to go into m... 
When we lost Bobby, I would wake up in the morning and think, 'He's OK. He's in Heaven, ... 
I wanted to fold into the 'Hellraiser' narrative something about the guy - the Frenchman Lem... 
I would be so mad if I saw something called a memoir, and then it was Mike Birbiglia. It would be so... 
I auditioned for a movie recently, and when I went in, the producer said he'd told one of its st... 
I accidentally saw David Byrne's last two songs in Prospect Park at a free concert because I cam... 
Jonathan Lynn is one of the last actors Orsen Welles used in a production. It was wonderful. He'... 
We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's C... 
I like Donald. I guess I shouldn't call him that. I like President Trump. He's affable. He&#... 
This is the world we live in, isn't it? Tons of spin-offs; people reboot things very quickly. I ... 
It's almost impossible to get a movie all together when there are two main cast members, let alo... 
I'm a hip-hop guy, and the first time I heard Eminem was in '96. He was on a record with Sha... 
I feel like, if there's an elephant in the room, I'd really like to start off by introducing... 
It's funny, I had dinner with my dear friend John Spencer last night and I'm not in the firs... 
The interesting thing about Hain is that he's not a very interesting character. He's not fab... 
My dream role is to portray someone like James Baldwin. I've always been a fan of his writing, a... 
I've never written a character that wasn't burdened by years of pain and trauma. Let's f... 
If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, i... 
I love Snoop. I worked with him on 'Old School,' and he's very accessible. He's very... 
One of the things I don't like about film is its incredible immersive quality. It's kind of ... 
Peter is an old friend. I'm heartbroken, but he's also a tough guy. I'm counting on him ... 
He's a very strange guy, my father. I can't get mad at him because he's so adorable. 
I did a few movies, but the word 'star'... I cannot compare to a star like Clint Eastwood. I... 
Being the youngest of five, you're adored, you're fueled with confidence. 
All these things that enter your head are assignments. You write them up and then throw them out the... 
One of my great influences was Don Knotts as Barney Fife. 
I mean that the time where we need International agreement more than ever on the environment and the... 
Don't press your luck, you might pop it. 
Chess is ruthless: you've got to be prepared to kill people. 
People have accused me of being in favor of globalization. This is equivalent to accusing me of bein... 
Of course I'm not a racist, but I'm certainly right wing, there's no question about that. 
It is the combination of reasonable talent and the ability to keep going in the face of defeat that ...