Dear God, we ask you to afflict Bill O'Reilly with a brain aneurysm that will lead to his slow and painful death.

You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed.

There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

I will concede to you one thing - 'Hustler' is offensive, even to the point of being iconoclastic. That's our purpose - to be offensive.

In 1973, the Supreme Court ruled that individual communities should set obscenity standards. Whenever a case is tried, it will be based on a community standard for that particular place.

If you're not going to offend somebody you don't need the First Amendment.