Dear Life: YOU SUCK!!

Love Friends Happiness three words gives you unlimited fuel for life

Wait a minute where's my Burger!?

I'm sorry no matter how hard you try in life your going to encounter someone who's suck switch has been broken off in the on position.

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."

When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.