Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
ANONYMOUS I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN It didn't bother me about the recruiting. That happens. I just didn't want to worry about it.
EMANUEL COOK when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa...
DALLY SALAD i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
JULIE DELPY It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN I think Woody Allen is Woody Allen, and no matter where he goes he still makes his Woody Allen films...
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN My agent told me there were a couple of teams interested. I said I don't want to worry about it. I s...
ALFONSO SORIANO I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
SPIKE MILLIGAN If it doesnt help, I damned sure dont know what will.
JACK MOORE I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
AUTRE NE VEUT I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
SPIKE MILLIGAN Woody Allen is really the ultimate. I love that he believed in himself enough to do what he did. And...
MINDY KALING It doesn't matter to me. I'm not worried about all that stuff. I don't want to be caught up in all t...
RUSS ORTIZ It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He di...
RADHA MITCHELL I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's tak...
MARC MARON Very few people have actually read Freud, but everyone seems prepared to talk about him in that Wood...
BILLY COLLINS We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want...
IAN WILLIAMSON Dont strew me with roses after Im dead. When Death claims the light of my brow,No flowers of life wi...
THOMAS F. HEALEY I prefer to live in the country where it's quiet. Woody Allen movies there are dubbed into Itali...
PATRICIA HIGHSMITH I don't think I'm really going to be here. Whatever happens, you hope it happens quickly, so that wa...
EARL WATSON In football, you don't really know what is going on but we will worry about that when it happens.
NEIL SULLIVAN i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g...
DALLY SALAD it doesnt matter how slow you go, as long as you dont stop
ELIN It feels great to me, like it's not even broke. I just tried to go out there and play hard and not w...
MATT TRANNON When we created 'Goodness Gracious Me,' it was quoting 'Python' and Woody Allen line...
SANJEEV BHASKAR I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
ORSON WELLES I'm a huge Woody Allen fan. Good movie, bad movie, it doesn't matter - I just like his movie...
SEAN PENN It's not morbid to talk about death. Most people don't worry about death, they worry about a...
TERRY PRATCHETT Dont force noone to see your worth, it doesnt matter how much you love them, love yourself first, ev...
JHERRERA Probably the only way Woody Allen and I are similar is that he has a lot to say about Nietzsche.
T. J. MILLER dont read my diary when im gone, ok im going to work now , when you wake up please read my diary, lo...
KURT COBAIN I need you here with me we look for our love but we dont find it im searching and searching, I reall...
SELENA GóMEZ Just do it... that's all... no matter what, when and where... but just do it.
DEYTH BANGER Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR I just want to play. I don't want to have to worry about anything else. College ball would be great,...
JASON PLACE There are not many A-list directors who get to make the movies they want to make. I know two: Woody ...
MARTIN LANDAU The fun thing about song writing is that it's just creative. It can be whatever you want it to b...
KELSEA BALLERINI I think that most people who hire me to do a remix just want it to work in a nightclub, whereas when...
KASKADE Well, obviously I was excited by the idea that Woody Allen was going to direct it. But at the same t...
RADHA MITCHELL Woody Allen's movies are so much a part of me. I grew up watching them over and over and would r...
NOAH BAUMBACH But I've found that to talk too much about movies is the kiss of death. If it happens then it happen...
BRIAN LUMLEY Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE sometimes the whole internet and world also seems the whole piece of mud,
and it kills me...
but i d...
SVETLANA SHCHEDRINA | LUCKYOPTIMIST When you're worrying about all this stuff, the last thing you want to worry about is a coach yelling...
ART HERNANDEZ The grotesque has never really affected or frightened me. I guess it's real-life stuff that frig...
GEORGE A. ROMERO I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories...
ROMAN COPPOLA When I went to Paris, I had a lot of ideas about it that were formed in the sort of ether that flows...
ROSECRANS BALDWIN Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY you really think im happy what just because i smile haha thats a joke is the devil good just because...
AMBER FAITH HUN I'll just keep it confidential between me and let it happen from there. I don't really want to talk ...
DEE WEBB My mother used to tell me about vibrations. I didn't really understand too much of what that meant w...
BRIAN WILSON Many people worry so much about managing their careers, but rarely spend half that much energy manag...
REESE WITHERSPOON I'm baking an apple pie tonight, and I dont care Mr.Carb.. Im eating it at 10pm with ice cream,. Tak...
NERISSA IRVING Growing up, my two favorite books were Woody Allen's 'Side Effects' and Phyllis Diller...
JILL DAVIS I have a Woody Allen Jewish attitude to life: that it's all going to be disastrous. That it hasn...
ANTONY SHER When you give, you will be blessed. When you give, it will be given back to you.
CRAIG GROESCHEL If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE I often think about death, and it saddens me to leave this world and not be able to paint more. I lo...
FERNANDO BOTERO My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
DAVID STEINBERG Whether by a Mack truck or by heart failure or faulty lungs, death happens. But life isn't reall...
CHARITY SUNSHINE TILLEMANN-DICK Woody Allen sets are very quiet. Extraordinary sense of power from a man who doesn't do anything...
F. MURRAY ABRAHAM Passing and serving needs to improve, it just needs to become a little more consistent. But we don't...
KATHY WHITWORTH We know what to expect from Woody. I love Woody. I still talk to Woody. But when I go out there to f...
ALBERT PUJOLS My mother used to tell me about vibrations. I didn't really understand too much of what that mea...
BRIAN WILSON If you want to really learn your playbook, you just do it.
ERIC BERRY It is better to be killed than frightened to death.
ROBERT S. SURTEES It makes me so comfortable and makes it so much easier for me to go out there and throw the ball and...
ALICIA HOLLOWELL I'm sick of hearing, thinking and talking about Woody Allen. Nonetheless, the allegations agains...
ROXANE GAY When you are a pessimist and the bad thing happens, you live it twice," Amos liked to say. "Once whe...
MICHAEL LEWIS When you are a pessimist and the bad thing happens, you live it twice,' Amos liked to say. 'Once whe...
MICHAEL LEWIS As much as they deny it, I think people want to be scared. It's a phenomenon, why people want to...
DYLAN MCDERMOTT Don't hesitate or talk about what you want to do. Just do it.
GBENGA AKINNAGBE I think that when the lies are all told and forgot the truth will be there yet. It dont move about f...
CORMAC MCCARTHY Whenever the press quits abusing me I know Im in the wrong pew. I dont mind it because when they thr...
HARRY S TRUMAN But in this case, he had my cell phone and my phone was ringing and I had just come back from Austra...
RADHA MITCHELL I don't want to be any problem to him, ... I just want to be somebody that, when he has a problem, h...
ALLEN IVERSON I dont really think its all that settled yet, ... Weve got a good group of guys, though. Im sure eve...
AARON KATZ There really isn't much wrong with me,' I say, 'it's just that, well, I'm not like other people; I d...
SARA BAUME When I was a kid, I used to fantasize about death. Not that I was suicidal, but there was an attract...
CONOR OBERST When I really worry about something, I don´t just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom wh...
J.D. SALINGER You don't even worry about the time. You don't care. You just want to be there.
LAWRENCE SAMUELS I'm interested to see what happens with Fox News and phone hacking. I really can't believe i...
MICHAEL MOORE Well, sometimes I worry that my whole life will be based about what's comfortable and easy. I'll car...
JULIA HOBAN If you do something that you're not genuinely passionate about, it is a little soul-crushing. Ju...
CLAIRE DANES Petrol poured down behind me and into the back. Luckily I had goggles on. It was panic. You dont thi...
GEORGE LONG I like things that are just about to go. Everything's leaving. Death is never far away from me. ...
GARY HUME Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It'...
DAVID LETTERMAN I don't worry about that stuff, ... I came off the street not too long ago. I'm just glad to be play...
BRUCE THORNTON I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.
RANDY K. MILHOLLAND It means a lot, but I really don't worry about (reaching 1,000 yards). I just get out there and play...
DOMANICK DAVIS I want to be honest, and even if that's scary, I know it's worth it.
EMM GRYNER It was just really, really tough getting anything when you were a female. Basically, I just took adv...
SHANNON LUCID It seems that our politicians see the world in black and white, so why not our artists? Did Woody Al...
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