Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.

PREVARICATOR, n. A liar in the caterpillar estate.

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

PORTABLE, adj. Exposed to a mutable ownership through vicissitudes of possession.His light estate, if neither he did make it Nor yet its former guardian forsake it, Is portable improperly, I take it. --Worgum Slupsky

ACHIEVEMENT, n. The death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.

ORPHAN, n. A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude . . .