Democrats hate America being a world power because world power gives power to the nation instead of to Democrats.

Maybe the real secret to America's greatness is that we hate one another.

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.

America is not a wily, sneaky nation. We don't think that way. We don't think much at all, thank God.

The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.