Derek, you just don't say things like that to a woman. Keep going this way and you'll spend your life alone." "Don't change the subject. Andrea is cool. And she smells nice. It will be okay." Apparently I was supposed to sniff people to determine their competence. "How do you know?" He shrugged. "You just have to trust her.
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SUZY KASSEM Don’t just exist; do something meaningful with your life. Discover a problem and fix it. ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Yeah, I will. Why do you care so much all of a sudden?” Cade shrugged. “I don’t have... MAISEY YATES You know, there’s no pleasure like the joy of being a sexual woman. You can take your ... FIONA THRUST How would it be," she asked them coldly as they left the classroom [Prof Binns, History subject], "i... J.K. ROWLING Why are you being so nice to me?' I asked her. 'You know,' she said, 'when you say stuff like t... SARAH DESSEN Companionably he handed her a small glass filled with rich, plum-red liquid. Receiving it with ... LISA KLEYPAS Rockabye Baby, in the treetop Dont you know a treetop is no safe place to rock? And who ... SHEL SILVERSTEIN Rockabye Baby, in the treetop Dont you know a treetop is no safe place to rock? And w... SHEL SILVERSTEIN Abby,” he signed. “Hmm?” “I have a confession to make.” “Okay,” she ... SAMANTHA CHASE Aria: I went to Hollis. 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ANN BRASHARES Fate determines your caste. You must accept it and live according to the rules." You can't real... LIBBA BRAY I lied," I said. ... "I know it," he said. "Then do something about it. Do anything, just ... WILLIAM FAULKNER and afterward, after it was done, it was too much, and I felt like I was going to... I don't know...... RICHELLE MEAD When we get out of this, let’s go somewhere again. Me and you.” The tension in her c... VERONICA ROSSI To her- Hand in hand we come Christopher Robin and I To lay this book in your lap. A.A. MILNE Follow your bliss. If you do follow your bliss, you put yourself on a kind of track t... JOSEPH CAMPBELL So you intend to go through life never loving anyone? Just … things?” “No. I’m looking ... RENEE AHDIEH If you make art, people will talk about it. Some of the things they say will be nice, some won’t. ... NEIL GAIMAN He shook his head. You're asking that I make myself vulnerable and that I can never do. I have only ... CORMAC MCCARTHY I love you more. I love you enough to let you go and live your dream." I tilted my head and shrugged... S.C. STEPHENS Keep an eye out for her, she tends to disappear intermittently, leaving no note for o... AKASH MANDAL What did she say to you?" "Nothing." "Oh, great. I have to try to get you out of this mess... MELINA MARCHETTA Georgie: I feel stupid. Andrew: What are you talking about, you feel stupid? You just wal... THERESA REBECK You know," Marion said, "I met a woman once when I was a teenager. I knew she had gone through a lot... ERICA BAUERMEISTER He gave her a sly, sideways look. "Did you bring it?" "My list? Heavens, no. What ca... JULIA QUINN If an eagle gives you a feather, keep it safe. Remember: that giants sleep too soundly; that NEIL GAIMAN She took me to her room and stood me in front of her dresser, which was covered in a pillowcase with... STEPHEN CHBOSKY You aren't a bit romantic, are you?" he asked, amused. She sat back and stared at him. Sh... TAMORA PIERCE Is it possible?” He could have sworn she was teasing. She shouldn’t have the energy for that. CAROLYN JEWEL when you walk, you look like you’re trying to disappear. your back is gonna be fucked up. CAITLYN SIEHL Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date. 1. You're wearing that? 2. Something smells funny.... GENA SHOWALTER I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard... BO BURNHAM You cold or something?' he said. She strained against him; she wanted to pass clear through him: 'It... TRUMAN CAPOTE Do you like that?” he whispered. “Yes, I…” She fought to speak between helpless gasps.... LISA KLEYPAS You know what?' said Vimes aloud. 'This is going to be the world's first democratically killed drago... TERRY PRATCHETT We women, me and you. Tell me something real. Don’t just say I’m grown and ought to know. I don�... TONI MORRISON There was a few seconds' pause. Then Amit said: I meant, what were you thinking just now. VIKRAM SETH Yes. Kissing. Overrated." "I could change your mind," Zach said, surprising the hell out ... TRACY SUMNER Peter?” He couldn’t look at her. Instead, he stared down at his poisoned arm. “... SARAH BLAKLEY-CARTWRIGHT Do you think you might be able to love me someday?" He asked and heard her laugh softly. ... JASMINE DUBROFF Clay, did you ever love me?" I'm studying a billboard and say that I didn't hear what she said.... BRET EASTON ELLIS Stop! Stop!” Sophie shrieked with laughter as she ran down the stone steps that led to the g... JULIA QUINN In time she said, "I love you, Oddie." My voice was thick when I replied. "I love you more than... DEAN KOONTZ This is your life. Do what you want and do it often. If you don't like something, change it. <... HOLSTEE MANIFESTO eat, baby. eat. chew. please. I know it hurts. I know it doesn’t feel good. CAITLYN SIEHL So," he called to her back, "Just out of curiosity, you know, purely conversation and all, at what a... 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"Pop?" "That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass. ILONA ANDREWS And how did your day go?" I asked Ascanio. He turned to me, a dreamy look on his pretty face.... ILONA ANDREWS Quick, Derek, it's your chance to shine," Ascanio said. Derek gave him a withering look. "... ILONA ANDREWS Desandra shrugged her shoulders. "Hey, Kate? Have you thought of walking up to Hugh and telling him ... ILONA ANDREWS Put your badass faces on and follow me. ILONA ANDREWS Her face looked like it would shatter any second. ILONA ANDREWS One day I'll kill him, you know. I glanced at her. She was deadly serious. ILONA ANDREWS Andrea raised her eyebrows. "Look at you, all high-speed." "Yeah, you'd think I was a detective... ILONA ANDREWS She put her hands over her face. Ah crap. What do I do now? Do I say something, do I not say somethi... ILONA ANDREWS Andrea, in less than twelve hours, Atlanta will be full of demons. They will kill, feed, and release... ILONA ANDREWS Are you happy? When I can get out of my own way. And the rest of the time? The rest o... ILONA ANDREWS It's not a loup cage, you know,' I told her. 'It's a holding cell. Or safe room. or secure room. I d... ILONA ANDREWS Who is there with you?" "Raphael" Kate's voice snapped. "I'll be in Atlanta in... ILONA ANDREWS We can do subtle," I assured her. "It's our middle name," Andrea added. For some odd reaso... ILONA ANDREWS He glued the chair to my ass." Silence. "Is it still...attached?" "I can't get it off... ILONA ANDREWS Who is Hunter Becker?" "Becker the Gory? Lighthouse Keepers? Boston?" "I would've preferre... ILONA ANDREWS We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns. How do you know he is a sex fiend? He i... ILONA ANDREWS Would you like to work here with me? We have no clients and the pay is shit. ILONA ANDREWS Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'. ILONA ANDREWS What do you mean fainted? Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after... ILONA ANDREWS I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I ... ILONA ANDREWS Are you sure you know where you're going?" Andrea frowned. "Would you like me to pull over and ... ILONA ANDREWS It’s your duty as my best friend to be outraged with me.” “I’m outraged!” I snarled.... ILONA ANDREWS I have a serious question." "I will give a serious answer." "Can a god be kill... ILONA ANDREWS I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board ILONA ANDREWS The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make ... ILONA ANDREWS Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods.... ILONA ANDREWS Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers. ILONA ANDREWS The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was... 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