Des and I have known each other for nearly 10 years and we've always got on really well.

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant.

It won't ever be the same without him, but Des has always been a Countdown viewer and had a huge respect for Richard. In that we find great comfort.

There is a school of thought that when you hit 40 you should have a perm and wear skirts two inches below the knee. Bugger that! I'm not offending anyone. What is wrong with being a bit lively?

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field.

I drive a tiny Toyota iQ. I'm quite frugal and often cut my own hair.