Despite the obvious benefits, many Americans do not like Texas. Some even say they despise Texas, and make no secret of their feelings.

Words are charms. It's like a song you didn't even know you knew.

Russian humor is to adapt or make some sense or nonsense out of the insanity of their lives.

Leading economists have shown that by shrinking Texas, we can actually create more income for Texas in the long run.

I am an author, and like many in my profession, I am also a traveling salesman, going all over in an attempt to persuade people to spend twenty-five dollars on a hardcover book by me.

To me, a bag in a tree is like a flag of chaos, and when I remove it, I'm capturing the flag of the other side. In the end, it doesn't matter how ironic or serious or even effective on a larger scale bag snagging may be.