Devil is just "evil" with a "d" and God is just "good" without an "o"

Never trust anyone who as a first name for a last name, and vice versa

The Truth will set you "free" as in "dead"

Mother nature knows best!

As soon as the time machine is invented, all religious people should be sent back in time, where they belong. They dont deserve to live among us in the future

The only good thing to come out of religion was the missionary position