Dick Cheney is one of the most skilled shots I know, and they'll make fun of it forever.


Alan Simpson

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I've never had command - just look at my stats.
ALLAN SIMPSON
Justin is the top-rated talent. That doesn't mean he'll be the No. 1 pick. Arizona is looking at fou...
ALLAN SIMPSON
You just have to build facilities that can hold this many people. Obviously, you have to double up t...
ALLAN SIMPSON
The results have been just absolutely fantastic. There are people that start that aren't able to wal...
AMY SIMPSON
I can't even tell you how bad we wanted to win this game, all of us. After losing to them at home an...
AMY SIMPSON
To be the first ones is pretty cool. It does sort of show that if we can do it, so can you.
AMY SIMPSON
I've gotten frustrated before, but I always have (Katie) to talk to. She's gone through the same thi...
AMY SIMPSON
I know it will be a lot of work with school and practices, but I think I'm ready.
AMY SIMPSON
It's something I've always loved.
AMY SIMPSON
I just want to be able to play and not just stay on the bench.
AMY SIMPSON
I'm used to a bunch of teams playing box-and-one. I try not to force it too much. I know everybody e...
AMY SIMPSON
I someday hope to find the time and coin to invest more of my creative energy towards the visual med...
STURGILL SIMPSON
I don't really mind what people say about my love life or anything like that, but the one thing ...
ASHLEE SIMPSON
It's a different thing to write a love story now than in the time of Jane Austen, Eliot, or Tols...
MONA SIMPSON
Fewer and fewer bars are doing live music. Instead it's more DJs and dance parties.
STURGILL SIMPSON
I don't want to look like Daisy Duke every day. I don't want to wear a bathing suit every da...
JESSICA SIMPSON
There's never been a better time to sell properties.
MIKE SIMPSON
Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.
ASHLEE SIMPSON
Frequently we do not leave the past behind. We clasp on to it. We dissect it, and let fears for the ...
RAY SIMPSON
The more you learn about animals and animal rights - it's an intriguing, fascinating world.
MONA SIMPSON
I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things, and the international adoption rate just si...
JESSICA SIMPSON
I tried to make a honky-tonk country record - rough-hewn, cut fast, and all analog - like I wasn'...
STURGILL SIMPSON
Saviours get crucified.
STURGILL SIMPSON
I've been reading about the idea of cyclical lives - it matches up to the idea of string theory ...
STURGILL SIMPSON
A lot of athletes came by telling me they broke personal records. I was impressed; some of the times...
BRIAN SIMPSON
In the past, when things didn't go our way, we'd just let things snowball. This group has grown a lo...
BRIAN SIMPSON
We want to run, jump and throw to beat somebody. We want to approach every meet the same.
BRIAN SIMPSON
They're cross country kids that have come through on distance.
BRIAN SIMPSON
We can't watch all those kids. We're teaching them responsibility; if they cheat (at practice) then ...
BRIAN SIMPSON
It's really a team activity. The kids work together, critique each other's events and talk about wha...
BRIAN SIMPSON
Our No. 1 goal is for the athletes to learn about speed and quickness. Hopefully they'll leave track...
BRIAN SIMPSON
Quite a few of them would have came out.
BRIAN SIMPSON
I think you will see some matching. But the (major competitor) airlines will dance around to begin w...
BRIAN SIMPSON
I would not be surprised to see Stewart follow on the heels of (Islip) pretty quickly.
BRIAN SIMPSON
I think it's a good idea. Anytime you get more than two people together to talk about any issue, you...
BOB SIMPSON
[The offer] hasn't touched any of our issues with benefits and working conditions. The only improvem...
BOB SIMPSON