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I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.... 
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.... 
George Bush, Dick Cheney, every one of the speakers praised John Kerry's war record. No one said... 
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First, my doctor told me the good news. He said I was going to have a disease named after me. 
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Vice President Dick Cheney said he is upset when critics say [the administration] lied us into the w... 
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No, I got it,” he said. His voice was weird.
he says. ''It was one of those ponds that are stocked with fish. He told me not to bring any live ba... 
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it w... 
I only know one person who was able to write a program in ink and have it run the first time. That w... 
By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes. 
I came upon a doctor who appeared in quite poor health. I said, 'There's nothing that I can do for y... 
Sometimes people ask me how difficult the astronaut program was, but being in Sierra Leone, being re... 
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' 
Jem shook his head. "You bit de Quincey" he said. "You fool. He's a VAMPIRE"
The measure of a man is what he does with power. 
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I had gone to the doctor. The doctor said, 'You're healthy as a horse. You've got two we... 
How lucky Adam was. He knew when he said a good thing, nobody had said it before. 
Joe was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had an... 
My dad always said, 'Champ, the measure of a man is not how often he is knocked down, but how qu... 
Cheney was among the best secretaries of defence the country has ever had. He was a very effective W... 
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I always said he was off his rocker,’ said Ron, looking quite impressed at how mad his hero was. 
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Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger. 
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. 
You can't start at the top. 
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The area where I grew up in Birmingham was very diverse - I was aware of my race but not overly awar... 
Birmingham people are the salt of the earth, and I've carried that with me all around the world.... 
Stories hold conflict and contrast, highs and lows, life and death, and the human struggle and all k... 
Thought is the wind and knowledge the sail. 
The Doctor' is the kind of character - because the guest cast is changing all the time, there ar... 
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I can mention many moments that were unforgettable and revelatory. But the most single revelatory th... 
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Most people view success by the results, and I don't.