Did I think it was hypocritical that a professional league making hundreds of millions of dollars off beer sponsorships was telling me not to drink? Yes.
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MAYKEL GALINDO You are looking at not spending any dollars and saying that the work that we have done on our buildi... KURT WALBORN I made them millions of dollars. If I was hurting them why did they keep me on the air for 14 months... HOWARD STERN It's going to be in the hundreds of millions of dollars savings to the American taxpayers, BILL NELSON It was a lot of work. Now I see why movies cost millions of dollars to make, SHIRLEY MACLAINE This sounds like a small percentage, but you're talking about hundreds of millions of dollars that w... BOB HARTWIG The province has created a ticking download that will cost Ontario property taxpayers hundreds of mi... ROGER ANDERSON I'm tired of hearing sin called sickness and alcoholism a disease. It is the only disease I know of ... VANCE HAVNER I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal th... BRAD DELSON But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986). COREY HAIM We are looking at billions going out there. It will be certainly hundreds of millions of dollars at ... BUNNATINE GREENHOUSE The notion of self-care for people who have hundreds of millions of dollars, it doesn't seem lik... HALEY JOEL OSMENT I'm tired of hearing sin called sickness and alcoholism a disease. It is the only disease I know... VANCE HAVNER The GAO report reveals that the (law) has created a millionaires' club of very few corporations whic... CLAY SHAW For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to th... XENOPHON This service has created hundreds of new jobs and injected millions of dollars into our local econom... JACOB DIPIETRE They kept telling me Wendy's grandmother is really a terrific woman. I said 'oh yes, oh yes.' I was ... LLOYD CONOVER What do I need it for, millions of dollars? It just sounds like problems with the IRS to me. BURT SHAVITZ I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobac... BABE RUTH These crimes were part of a cover-up by the defendants. She did it to protect her own stake in her c... KAREN PATTON SEYMOUR The Bush proposal would transfer tens of millions (perhaps hundreds of millions) of dollars from urb... TERJE ANDERSON If that drink were ever sold in Homestead, it would fizzle. What was served was a shot and a beer. BETTY ESPER They who drink beer will think beer. WASHINGTON IRVING I felt like all of the American people did not believe me because of the things that were said about... PAULA JONES We certainly don't want to waste investments of hundreds of millions of dollars, especially when the... MICHAEL BELTON It's all about the fungibility and money. If Planned Parenthood accesses hundreds of millions of... ERIC CANTOR it was a woman who drove me to drink, come to think of it I never did hang around to thank her for t... DEAN MARTIN If we were to lose our lease at the Port of Miami, we would suffer hundreds of millions of dollars i... MICHAEL N. KREITZER Corporations are dropping hundreds of millions of dollars on a TV ad, and kids don't even watch TV. ... JASON LAKE I can trash talk every day of the week. No one talks more than me. I was born trash talking. When th... DAVID IRONS it was a woman who drove me to drink, come to think of it I never did hang around to thank her for t... DEAN MARTIN The American multinational companies made millions and millions of dollars from globalization. JACK MA My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a... ERIC BURDON I remember making the all-star team in Little League when I was around 11 years old. I was not a gre... RALPH MACCHIO I was lucky that I was born bigger and faster than the average Joe, and play a game that people are ... WINFRED TUBBS I think there was a massive waste of taxpayer money, ... stories about money being delivered in pape... BYRON DORGAN I was getting good looks and I was making them. My guy was sagging off me. I didn't think I was goin... NICK DELGUIDICE Al Gore had no problem taking hundreds of millions of dollars from the government of Qatar to sell h... BEN SHAPIRO The state is not giving us money to do any of that. But, even if we did put millions of dollars into... BOB HARMAN That's nearly half a million dollars just sitting there. It continually amazes me that hundreds of t... JUDY HANSEN I sure liked the idea of someone giving me millions of dollars, ... In 1992 they took control of the... JACK WELCH It was mandatory in college that we had to wear a suit. I think it's kind of funny ? now we get the ... DIKEMBE MUTOMBO The achievement reported in PNAS is the culmination of a research effort lasting a quarter of a cent... FRASER STODDART I am opposing a social order in which it is possible for one man who does absolutely nothing that is... EUGENE V. DEBS I thought our league was very tough and did a great job of preparing us for this. I kept telling our... KYLE BROOKS Pharmaceutical companies have invested hundreds of millions of dollars in new HIV/AIDS treatments no... DAVID MIXNER I was a little frustrated. But Coach did a good job telling me not to worry about it. She told me ju... ALISON BALES You don't need to spend tens of millions of dollars on political consultants to tell you what yo... JOHN BOLTON Agents are still asking for millions of dollars for actors that don't sell one ticket. UWE BOLL Those changes have created uncertainty. Cuba was forced to divert hundreds of million of dollars to ... PEDRO ALVAREZ I think it was good for me to finish way out ahead of the leaders. I kept telling myself all day tha... HEATHER BOWIE Our problem was that we did not receive the corporate sponsorships this year that we have in past ye... GREG MYERS It was 25 feet high in height, below ground. Part of it was below ground. And there were, I thought,... BILL SAGAN Josh Lawrence is a guy that's very dear to me. He's one of the very first guys that said 'yes' to th... TOD KOWALCZYK I think he did really good, ... That was a tough group of receivers to start off with, and it was go... SHAWN SPRINGS Unfortunately, there have been hundreds of millions of dollars spent on programs proven not to work.... CHUCK HURLEY I was reading scripts, doing coverage, for CAA. Reading hundreds and hundreds of scripts across the ... D. B. WEISS I have hundreds and hundreds of people from Brazil, Chile, Columbia and Argentina, every day, buying... GABRIELLE APLIN You're a professional. You don't need for me to break a film down for you. If you want to st... KARL MALONE It's a shame millions of dollars of taxpayers' money was spent to sit there and rot. The state reall... COMMISSIONER MICHAEL DITERLIZZI I was trying to keep calm. Everybody was making noise in the background and I tried not to let it bo... AMANDA SIMMONS Once Wall Street starts putting money into Bitcoin - we're talking about hundreds of millions, b... BARRY SILBERT Do you know in what conditions such video are made? Do you think I was free to say what I wanted? To... GIULIANA SGRENA How did I feel as a guy who was making a movie about a single mom who's a crackhead? That - I wa... BARRY JENKINS I don't think I was born beautiful. I just think I was born me. NAOMI CAMPBELL I am obligated and I will pay hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes to the American government. I... EDUARDO SAVERIN I never set out to write a book to change women's lives, to change history. It's like, 'Who, me?' Ye... BETTY FRIEDAN I don't know what's more frightening, being watched by millions of people, or the hundreds of people... BRAD BIRD With the wind that was blowing, I didn't see how he could throw strikes, but he did. I'm very proud ... JOEY KALMUS If CEO compensation was performance-driven, which I believe it was in IBM's case, nobody would e... LOUIS V. GERSTNER, JR. Our team was very nervous as it was a big game. But that's part of being a professional player and t... JIM LEFEBVRE I modeled a little bit in Georgia growing up. I did catalogs and different things, but then when I c... MELISSA ORDWAY It was an easy dunk for the commission to decide that the Secretary of Defense and the Secretary of ... WILLIAM MCDONOUGH If I had millions and millions and millions of dollars, I'd leave a large portion to the 42nd St... FRANK MCCOURT The negative aspect is people will have a false sense of security. Because the beer is mixed with ca... DANIEL SHEA Confidential. Do I want it back? Absolutely not. Obviously the sled works for her. Did it work for m... LINDSAY ALCOCK Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and... JACK HANDEY We must develop huge demonstrations, because the world is used to big dramatic affairs. They think i... A. PHILIP RANDOLPH We must develop huge demonstrations, because the world is used to big dramatic affairs. They think i... A. PHILIP RANDOLPH It's certainly millions and millions of dollars. DAVID HUDDLESTON He was basically telling me that I was working way too hard. He was telling me, calm down. CHARLES WELDON There are many problems with the legality of the court. The United States created the court. The Uni... RAMSEY CLARK Coming off the day I had, I was just trying to relax and not do too much. With guys like (Josh) Rodr... AARON LUNA 38. “A wet bird never flies at night.” (My grandfather said that to me when I was a child and wa... JAMES C. DOBSON A map such as that one is worth many hundreds, and as luck will have it, thousands of dollars. But m... JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER It was really hard. I told people I was laying off the alcohol, and there was this pressure -- 'Have... LALA ALVAREZ I've kind of blocked it out, but a good friend affectionately reminded me that yes, I was a dork... MAMIE GUMMER I don't feel that I was a Hollywood-created star. Harry Cohn did not make me. But I also feel that I... KIM NOVAK Compensation needs to be predominately performance-driven. If CEO compensation was performance-drive... LOUIS V. GERSTNER, JR. I wrote and produced millions and millions of selling records, so my publishing company alone was wo... RICK JAMES I know they get hundreds of applications, maybe thousands. But they responded right away, and it was... ANNE LYNCH I think the league did a really bad job this year with obstruction. They talk about cleaning the gam... ROBBIE EARL
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Despite everything I've been through, despite being a kid with a spotty background, the Clevelan... JOSH GORDON I have let down many in Cleveland - my Browns teammates, our hard-working coaching staff, the team... JOSH GORDON I see myself in a Cleveland Browns uniform and a return for Josh Gordon. Hopefully this time, the bi... JOSH GORDON The holidays are a way to get away from the pain of the year, creating something people can laugh at... JOSH GORDON I am not someone who deserves to be dissected and analyzed like some tragic example of everything th... JOSH GORDON Anyone who knows me knows that I am not much of a drinker. JOSH GORDON I decided to go back home and try to enroll in the University of Houston. JOSH GORDON I thought that the league-imposed restriction on drinking had expired at the end of the regular seas... JOSH GORDON I chose to go on my own accord, my own thoughts, and thought it would be beneficial for me to go out... 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JOSH TURNER What I did to celebrate was I went home to my 535-square-foot apartment by myself and ate supper by ... JOSH TURNER I love deeply, and when it comes to singing love songs and something that I have no problem doing, I... JOSH TURNER I feel like the live record thing is something that I've been getting used to as the years go by... JOSH TURNER We all have those days when you feel like you're against the world, every little thing goes wron... JOSH TURNER My dream was to go to Nashville. I had my sights set on my dream. I used to have an '89 Toyota F... JOSH TURNER I've found throughout the years that I needed a place where I can go with no TV, no computer, no... JOSH TURNER I grew up like a lot of country boys and girls do - amongst the pine trees, dirt roads, farms, mules... JOSH TURNER I'm a sinner just like everybody else and I have my faults and I've been through my dark tim... JOSH TURNER You have to take time and make time for each other. 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JOSH HUTCHERSON Boots, bushes, gardens, storefronts, buildings, streets, and stars. Why, she would have had to re-cr... JOSH MALERMAN Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about... what kind o... JOSH HOMME Really the topic of breakfast cereal is generally a very boring one. JOSH HOMME If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We couldn't even eat hash with safety... JOSH BILLINGS If it wasn't for faith, there would be no living in this world; we couldn't even eat hash with any s... JOSH BILLINGS Just because you know stuff doesn't mean you are smart... You have to know how to use that informati... JOSH KELLER A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. JOSH BILLINGS The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one JOSH STERN Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I tell my dat... JOSH STERN Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something. JOSH BILLINGS The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much. JOSH LANYON A pause followed my greeting. Then “We’re watching you ” whispered the voice on the other end.... JOSH LANYON Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got. JOSH BILLINGS As a general thing, when the woman wears the pants in the family, she has a good right to them. JOSH BILLINGS Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first. JOSH BILLINGS I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's... JOSH BILLINGS To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it. JOSH JENKINS Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take. JOSH BILLINGS Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corr... JOSH BILLINGS A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. JOSH BILLINGS If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectac... JOSH BILLINGS Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he m... JOSH BILLINGS Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined. JOSH BILLINGS Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. JOSH BILLINGS A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. JOSH BILLINGS Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethe... JOSH BILLINGS Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist -- it reduces him to... JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with people is not that they dont know but that they know so much that aint so. JOSH BILLINGS Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool. 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