Did you know that New Hampshire has more hamsters per capita than any other state?

Pretending something doesn't matter doesn't make it matter less.

Your statistical track record for decision-making is somewhat concerning.

Nothing hurts you unless you let it.

Luckily for us, I've never met a bad idea I did not immediately embrace like the dearest of friends.

Home isn't a place. Home is the people who love you most, the people who will always love you, forever and ever, no matter what.