Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

Reading should be a pleasure, not a chore.

Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.

With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is - without waking up to someone clapping and going, 'Joan, wake up, it's all over and you're looking pretty'.

I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.