Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
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WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
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AS GOOD AS IT GETS The story goes as the line follow... alone... loony....
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DEYTH BANGER Children are rescued from abortion to be killed in war as soldiers.
ILKIN SANTAK Brave men rejoice in adversity, just as brave soldiers triumph in war.
SENECA (SENECA THE ELDER) Brave men rejoice in adversity, just as brave soldiers triumph in war.
LUCIUS ANNAEUS SENECA Great men rejoice in adversity, just as brave soldiers triumph in war
SENECA Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains, they drown in every drop.
CHARLES DE GAULLE Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown in every drop.
CHARLES DE GAULLE Take me to the height where success would seek my help to succeed!
I ARE ...men are poor soldiers in love's war. And it is a war-one that never ends.
ANDREA CREMER In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.
JOSE NAROSKY Only fools wait, and only tools bait.
CRE There are approximately two trillion cells in the human body. You are never alone, there are always ...
DWIGHT W. HAYES In Cloud computing the difference between a dark cloud and a cloud with a silver lining, is the part...
RAJAT MOHAN Generally speaking, men are held in great esteem in all parts of the world, so why shouldn't wom...
ANNE FRANK Great men rejoice in adversity just as brave soldiers triumph in
war.
[Lat., Gaudent magni viri r...
SENECA (LUCIUS ANNAEUS SENECA) Whoever is performing and getting it done will be in the starting lineup, and those who are not in t...
KIRK WALKER The connection between dress and war is not far to seek; your finest clothes are those you wear as s...
VIRGINIA WOOLF A lot of teenagers write to me and say "I want to write a book. I want to get published." And those ...
MAUREEN JOHNSON As we are all aware, Special Operations Forces, SOF, are playing an increasingly essential role as w...
ROBIN HAYES When you are on your purpose, your preoccupation isn't what you don't have yet. You've already drunk...
ASSEGID HABTEWOLD His obituaries and feature stories about the slain soldiers of the Iraq War are valuable as history,...
MARILYN JOHNSON As long as there are soldiers that need it, we plan to continue.
ANN SWEARINGEN As far as the filmmaking process is concerned, stars are essentially worthless - and absolutely esse...
WILLIAM GOLDMAN Growing up, I was fascinated with Buck Rogers' airplanes. As I began to mature in World War II, ...
BUZZ ALDRIN Career soldiers love war, that's when they get premonitions and people call them heroes. When there ...
BOBBY W. MILLER Few things are as essential as education.
WALTER ANNENBERG When we talk about the issue of child soldiers, it can be easy to focus just on ending recruitment a...
FOREST WHITAKER We're starting to see some improvement. Tristan Rogers had five 3's (3-pointers) the other night. Gu...
ED TORRES We had trouble starting and finishing in that quarter.
JACK EDISON As Governor and Commander-in-Chief of the Oregon National Guard - with more than 1300 Guard troops a...
TED KULONGOSKI Death is not scary enough and not so sweet life of the human foot leaves gentility.
IMAM ALI (AS) War then, is a relation - not between man and man: but between state and state; and individuals are ...
JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU War is a business, and soldiers are its door to door salesmen.
RAIN BOJANGLES The civil war in Afghanistan began as a civil war between Afghans and it will end as an agreement be...
FRED HALLIDAY Soldiers are the truly responsables for war,if they dont fight,its not gonna be the mans with a suit...
RAJA Would you want you as a friend?
PETER STROPLE It should not be surprised by seeing in our weird world that the people for enjoying own bread can a...
ANUJ SOMANY Everyone out there is using you for their entertainment and what you mostly need is to be entertainm...
SUPERNA BATHEJA They should be as concerned with the soldiers in the field as they are with a cartoon. Maybe they sh...
CLAY BENNETT It was a great start to the season, they were solid all around. Beating both Rogers and Barrington i...
KYLE HOWARD Women should be respected as well! Generally speaking, men are held in great esteem in all parts of ...
ANNE FRANK Politics are almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, ...
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL In the end, I think you really only get as far as you're allowed to get.
GAYLE GARDNER So, tomorrow, I'm leaving. And I'm not going to let that happen again with anyone else. I'm going to...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY The MAV can hover and stare as well as fly at altitudes between sea level and 10,000 feet functionin...
STEVE REID Business is war and your past clients and customer’s great online reviews are your elite soldiers ...
TOM KENEMORE Journalists are in the same madly rocking boat as diplomats and statesmen. Like them, when the Cold ...
HENRY GRUNWALD Secret operations are essential in war; upon them the army relies to make its every move.
SUN TZU Soldiers and children do as they're told. Children grow out of it, but soldiers just die.
LAINI TAYLOR Women are not weaker. Read that again. Women are not weaker. They are just as strong, just as resolu...
BRAD MELTZER I like this place and could willingly waste my time in it.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE People see what they want to see
SUSAN BETH PFEFFER As long as tides of war are in our favor, the United States will never stop fighting. As a consequen...
ISOROKU YAMAMOTO As the property manager on a barrier island, the realities are starting to kick in.
ROBERT MOORE And as you come to know Him, you're becoming like Him. The more you are like Him, the more different...
CRAIG GROESCHEL We are the ones responsible to determine whether the war that our marines, soldiers and airmen are f...
SCOTT RITTER Love and war are the same thing, and stratagems and policy are as allowable in the one as in the oth...
MIGUEL DE CERVANTES Love and war are the same thing, and stratagems and policy are as allowable in the one as in the oth...
MIGUEL DE CERVANTES SAAVEDRA Sunlight is bad,' he wheezes. 'It's the exact same stuff as breeds maggots in wounded soldiers' legs...
MICHEL FABER I think soldiers are not just one homogenous group, just like Americans aren't. They all have di...
EMILY ROBISON They may not be conscripted against their will as the foot soldiers in a federal crusade.
JOHN PAUL STEVENS Twenty-first century war adds new risks: more and more often there are no front lines, no central co...
NANCY GIBBS But it is neither cannon nor bayonet that will do the worst damage to this city. No, this place will...
KNUTE NELSON These are girls just starting to figure out who they are as individuals. who they are as people. The...
LACY ASBILL And if you can’t shape your life the way you want, at least try as much as you can not to degrade ...
CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace."
I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl...
TAMMARA WEBBER Anger will never disappear so long as thoughts of resentment are cherished in the mind. Anger will d...
BUDDHA History is reticent about women who were common soldiers, who bore arms, belonged to regiments, and ...
STIEG LARSSON When I was between the ages of five and nine, the soldiers of the Second World War wanted to have Be...
GRACE SLICK Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing.
ENID NEMY If war comes upon us, it will come as a thief in the night.
EAMON DE VALERA With 'A Hijacking' I didn't talk to anyone who had been hijacked, but with 'A War,...
PILOU ASBAEK As far as things I avoid, I always avoid following trends just because they're trends.
RACHEL ROY As far as the world was concerned, from 1979 to 1996, I didn't publish any original material; it...
ALAN GARNER It should surprise no one that modern soldiers return home just as conflicted and detached as previo...
TIFFANY MADISON There were almost 11,000 American soldiers killed in Germany in April of 1945, the last full month o...
RICK ATKINSON I will be making inquiries as to what the proposals potentially are, but my starting point is we hav...
LEMBIT OPIK As long as we're engaged in a global war on terror, anti-terrorist activities are high on our list.
DON BLACK Now the momentum is in our favor, ... We will just try to ride it as long as we can because we are o...
DON MCCORMACK We are starting from the scratch . In fact the wireless (phenomenon) will have bigger impact in Indi...
CHARLES GIANCARLO In times of war let us remember our soldiers; in times of peace let us remember our soldiers
KEVIN I.E2 GBOBOH So we all got basically what we wanted, and as far as the women are concerned, he figured that 30 go...
MAJEL BARRETT We are a lot better team. We are starting to gel as a team.
ERIC STEEGE As far as military necessity will permit, religiously respect the constitutional rights of all.
GEORGE B. MCCLELLAN I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be.
DAVID DOBKIN As far as we are concerned, we Syria have not changed.
BASHAR AL-ASSAD As far as the style, I was fascinated by surrealism.
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.
ALBERT J. NOCK Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.
DAVID KOECHNER Notwithstanding Steve Rogers' pure qualities as a footballer he will be remembered as much for the w...
COLIN LOVE Under the greenwood tree,
Who loves to lie with me
And tune his merry note,
Unto the ...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE As polarized as we have been, we Americans are locked in a cultural war for the soul of our country.
PAT BUCHANAN Finishing is more important than starting.
JEFFREY BENJAMIN After 30 years of war and devastation, we are starting from nothing basically. It will take a long t...
KHALEEQ AHMED Outside... we are just nobody... you could meet me outside... but it doesn't mean that I am DeYtH Ba...
DEYTH BANGER This world is a joke, and I'm in it
OLIWAH GOUDEE When you have been born in a war like me, living in a war as a child, when you have been in wars as ...
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