Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.

The problem with the cutting edge is that someone has to bleed

I wanted to have virtual memory, at least as it's coupled with file systems.

If you're going to walk down the aisle together, best to go single file

It was a complete hoax.

The investigation was just a hoax. There never was any investigation. Under the auspices of an investigation, they were coming in to search and seize what they could find to build a case against me to force me out of business.