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Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?


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WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
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WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
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WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every mor...
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