Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.
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TOM KULICK I'm up for re-election in 2014, and yes I do plan to run for re-election.
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DON ABEL When you have run out of time, you have run out of life.
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ROBERT KIYOSAKI God, yes. God, yes, because it's fascinating and a lot of the time you are saying I can't believe th...
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ZEESHAN NAJAFI The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.
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CY JAY GUILES I do not believe they've run out of surprises.
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BILL RANCIC The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples' money.
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JACK KEVORKIAN Did he lose money? Yes, he lost money.
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DOUG FLUTIE He would rather see me do well and give him a run for his money.
CASEY JONES We run and we run .... But when it's time, we'll go out and catch them, too.
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ELIZABETH BERG Be nice to his family. Pretend not to notice the way their house smells. Pretend to like their food....
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GARY F EVANS... We've already got that money, we're already seeing those 700 patients.
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STUART BOWEN Even though the moratorium ends, energy assistance runs through May 31, or until we run out of money...
INGRID SIMMONS My only goal is to stall you so long you run out of money and have to sell this place and move away.
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TOMMY COOPER My only goal is to stall you so long you run out of money andhave to sell the place and move away.
NADINE LEMMON Patients often didn't do what I told them,
C. HUGHES The whole country is one vast insane asylum and they're letting the worst patients run the place.
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COLLEEN HOOVER And when my days run out, I will have lived just a blink of time and the rest will be eternal joy.
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JOHN HERSEY I enjoyed being anonymous.
SACHA BARON COHEN Many financial and industrial companies have been bailed out with the public's money, but very f...
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ALYSHA SPEER Raven?'
Yes?'
What do you believe in?'
I believe in - finding out!
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MICHAEL LEWIS Well, to what do we owe the honor of your presence?" I asked snidely. National Slut Convention next ...
KARINA HALLE Yes! Ready money is Aladdin's lamp.
LORD (GEORGE GORDON) BYRON Yes! ready money is Aladdin's lamp.
UNKNOWN Yes! ready money is Aladdin's lamp.
SAMUEL BUTLER (1) Money should not dictate how I live my life..
I must take charge and become the master of money...
MANOJ ARORA I never had money; I like nice things, but I don't let that run my life. At the same time, I hav...
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MICHAEL LEBOEUF Yes, I should grow up, and yes, I will, but there’s time for that tomorrow. Today is for living.
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BILL GROSS I asked,”Are you going to pick up next time I call you?”
”I did this time didn’t I?”<...
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HEIDI ROMER To my knowledge, yes. I don't think any of us are marked out. But to my knowledge, I believe, yes, h...
DREW KESSE To me, yes, it's worth the money.
GREGORY OLSEN Yes, yes, yes! Yes, you do.
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LINUS TORVALDS And know that I am with you always; yes, to the end of time.
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