Do not make the mistake of assuming that because we’re women we’ll eventually want children. We aren’t kangaroos—this internal pouch isn’t one we all feel instinctively compelled to fill.

It is curious that while good people go to great lengths to spare their children from suffering, few of them seem to notice that the one (and only) guaranteed way to prevent all the suffering of their children is not to bring those children into existence in the first place.

How come when a woman says she wants a baby no one ever asks ‘why?

Chicks before dicks, and all that.

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.