Do not rectify a rule by breaking rules...

Bribing a law enforcer in order to get out of trouble, is unacceptable. But bribing a law enforcer in order to divert the blame to an innocent person, is worse!!

The first rule on breaking a rule is to know everything about the rule.

The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. It's people who follow orders that drop bombs and massacre villages.

You could say that everything had become weirdly distorted because I'd broken the rules so many times.

Rules should always be bent, if not broken. It's the only way to have any fun.