Do you all have a living room floor or a bedroom floor? Then you can write a book.

When things don't work well in the bedroom, they don't work well in the living room either.

Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room.

I have no special talent, you know. I never took a writing course before I began to write.

What inspired me to become an author? I think it was the snow in New York. I looked out the window and I said, 'Well, I have to get dressed every morning to go to teach, but if I write a book, I can stay home in my bathrobe, eat candy corn.'

They won't get a hotel room on the 25th floor. They know a ladder won't reach that high. So they stay 15 and below. And wherever they go, they're looking for fire exits.