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James Patterson

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Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned.
— James Patterson
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There is one bright side to this," said Fang.
Yeah? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us?
He grinned at me so unexpectedly I forgot to flap for a second and dropped several feet. "You looove me," he crooned smugly. Holding his arms out wide he added, "You love me this much."
My shriek of appalled rage could probably be heard in California, or maybe Hawaii.
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Pick a tree. I'll carve our initials into it." -Fang
— James Patterson
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And Flock Rule Number Two is, Don't argue with Max or you'll live to regret it." I spun and stomped out to the clearing, turning back for one last jab at Dylan. "And by the way, you clearly DON'T know me better than Fang does. Do you see Fang arguing with me? No, you do not."
Fang rolled his eyes.
— James Patterson
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Don't ever leave me again." -Max
I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang
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