Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.


Mrs. Patrick Campbell

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It's business, selling comics, you work out what sells and you don't want to muck about with...
EDDIE CAMPBELL
They've got this house style which is writer driven. I heard of one person who sent his script i...
EDDIE CAMPBELL
I thought, well I can do that. I couldn't be bothered writing a book review, because I'd hav...
EDDIE CAMPBELL
All that political stuff Delano was doing. Me, I've gone off the top, into total fantasy.
EDDIE CAMPBELL
You had to make an appointment to see her. But it was just a crazy spectacle, people filing past.
EDDIE CAMPBELL
Dave Sim said in his latest thing of his, 'when you're on the right track, you'll know i...
EDDIE CAMPBELL
I'm just drawing it now. It's totally revolting. I'm sure you'll love it.
EDDIE CAMPBELL
And when you look at the Turtle's movie there is something there, definitely something there.
EDDIE CAMPBELL
I think the person who takes a job in order to live - that is to say, for the money - has turned him...
JOSEPH CAMPBELL
Participate joyfully in the sorrows of the world. We cannot cure the world of sorrows, but we can ch...
JOSEPH CAMPBELL
When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a ...
JOSEPH CAMPBELL
What each must seek in his life never was on land or sea. It is something out of his own unique pote...
JOSEPH CAMPBELL
God is a metaphor for that which transcends all levels of intellectual thought. It's as simple a...
JOSEPH CAMPBELL
I don't have to have faith, I have experience.
JOSEPH CAMPBELL
Love is a friendship set to music.
JOSEPH CAMPBELL
I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for the e...
JOSEPH CAMPBELL
I learned, especially from my mother, to respect the profession and take it seriously, but not take ...
CAMPBELL SCOTT
I hate to tell you this, but there's an entire subset of people out there who think of me as qui...
CAMPBELL SCOTT
What we do at its very, very best, at its very, very most, will shift us slightly in our seat. If on...
CAMPBELL SCOTT
Directing is: you're overwhelmed the whole time. Your mind never stops. If you care about it. Yo...
CAMPBELL SCOTT
There's no doubt in the world that directing makes you a better actor. Me, anyway. There's n...
CAMPBELL SCOTT
The fact is, it's hard to release movies.
CAMPBELL SCOTT
I only made two studio movies, that was a long time ago and obviously I removed myself. I think some...
CAMPBELL SCOTT
I think people tend to live, whether they like it or not, influenced by what's next door to them...
CAMPBELL SCOTT
I'm not a big one for lots of genitals flapping in the films.
CAMPBELL SCOTT
The fact is that you're never gonna believe any of the reviews, because the movie is to you what...
CAMPBELL SCOTT
I know it's good when I see a smaller film get recognized because it means more publicity for th...
CAMPBELL SCOTT
The reason I got into acting was not to explore myself. I was a reader, I didn't care about acti...
CAMPBELL SCOTT
Shakespeare is rich and beautiful, and it can be an amazing experience to read and to watch and to w...
CAMPBELL SCOTT
Everybody loves a villain - let's face it.
CAMPBELL SCOTT
Television and cable have become the new independent films, in a sense, for writers and actors to gr...
CAMPBELL SCOTT
I make little movies, you know, they need all the help that they can get.
CAMPBELL SCOTT
Part of the advantage, and part of the result of trying to be a producer and director, are the pract...
CAMPBELL SCOTT
Think of the difference between a team sport and one that you do by yourself. Like it or not, if you...
CAMPBELL SCOTT
Most of us... are simply just trying to get through the day. And wait for those times in their life ...
CAMPBELL SCOTT
In the editing room, 20 percent of the time you're using stuff from before the actor knew the ca...
CAMPBELL SCOTT
I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funn...
CAMPBELL SCOTT
I had been to New Mexico many times. I loved it. It's a very exotic, interesting, severely crazy...
CAMPBELL SCOTT
We have been spending beyond our means, we are going to focus on the projects that we committed to i...
CAMPBELL NEWMAN
What happened in Queensland is that people are facing high unemployment relative to other states - 5...
CAMPBELL NEWMAN
The idea that we are not going to look after the Great Barrier Reef, which is just a wonderful touri...
CAMPBELL NEWMAN
I want a minister to be in charge of a line department so they have clear political accountability.
CAMPBELL NEWMAN
The carbon tax is the single biggest rolled gold example of Federal Labor not listening.
CAMPBELL NEWMAN
It is all very well and it sounds very seductive to say we are going to have harmonisation of regula...
CAMPBELL NEWMAN
The president has been more than willing to challenge the National Rifle Association, but that is li...
CAMPBELL BROWN
Every education law should be based around the question, 'Is this good for children?' And it...
CAMPBELL BROWN
I'm trying to get my head in the game, think about the questions I wanted to ask, breast milk is...
CAMPBELL BROWN
While the rest of the cable news world moved to opinion, CNN allowed me to stay true to my hard-news...
CAMPBELL BROWN
Education has not traditionally been a large concern in presidential elections, presumably because t...
CAMPBELL BROWN
As anyone who has recently seen PG-13 movies knows, the level of violence in them has increased to t...
CAMPBELL BROWN
Sometimes, in the midst of a tragedy like the Newton massacre, we witness incredible acts of valor, ...
CAMPBELL BROWN
When Wolf Blitzer wears a not-so-great tie, how much e-mail do you think he gets? My point is, for w...
CAMPBELL BROWN
Let's just start with the word 'diva.' It is obviously a sexist slight - a term that is ...
CAMPBELL BROWN
Planned Parenthood has a large target on its back.
CAMPBELL BROWN
Most of Planned Parenthood's work focuses on health care for low-income women: things like scree...
CAMPBELL BROWN
The consequences of substandard teaching go far beyond whether college or a good job is in reach. Th...
CAMPBELL BROWN