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Related ANNE LAMOTT And you don't have to cook anything ? you just chop. BRUCE ZHANG Why are people always shooting zombies? Why not just chop their heads off? How can zombies get you i... LINDEN ASHBY ALDO LEOPOLD ALDO LEOPOLD ALDO LEOPOLD SHARON JONES ISRAELMORE AYIVOR DARK JAR TIN ZOO ANNE CARSON I always think of a show like a plant - a little pruning now and then keeps it healthy, but you shou... LEN GOODMAN Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron... YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe... YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More... HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes... HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f... HARRY YOU I know that you've got to watch yourself with that offensive line. They're going to chop you and cut... CHRIS DRAFT HILARIE BURTON Don't prepare for a war to stop a war. If you are in war and you say you have already prepared for i... EPHDAN MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. You've got to say what you mean and mean what you say...Doubt in your voice is an open door people w... DEB CALETTI ive loved an ive falllen but yet until now ive always gotten back up but ur blow to the heart has su... AMBER FAITH HUN ...Her boyfriend gives her a Mercedes, [her friends] say, 'Oh, that's nice.' But her boyfriend gives... TOM ZOELLNER AUGUSTE RODIN ALEXANDER POPE DAVID WILKERSON The regular season is here now so you don't have time to worry about none of that anyway, ... You've... PLAXICO BURRESS TERRY PRATCHETT KATJA MILLAY TIGER WOODS The thing that you've got to be always conscientious of when you're playing a team that likes to cho... BRET BIELEMA You've got so much confidence if you start making big putts because you know you just need to hi... LOUIS OOSTHUIZEN They really are a very forgiving system, but if you come in and chop everything down and turn it int... CHRISTOPHER WILLS You could get a wheelchair over (the bump) too. Nobody wants a tripping hazard, but you don't have t... VINCENT COTRONE ROBERT E. LEE AUGUSTE RODIN GEORGE CARLIN You just got be more disciplined. That's all. I mean, moving and flinching when you're not supposed ... ANTHONY DAVIS I quit drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the hea... FREDDIE HUBBARD RICK RIORDAN HENRY FORD You do not chop off a section of your imaginative substance and make a book specifically for childre... P. L. TRAVERS JENNIFER LEE DOROTHY PARKER NENE LEAKES It's an old cliche, but I'm an old coach so I can use it: All it takes is all you got. You look at h... AL VISCONTI JENNIFER LAWRENCE If you haven't learned by now that you cant trust everybody, i think its safe to say that you are th... BRIELL ADAMS PAULO COELHO BLAKE LIVELY I mean you got to thank your parents for giving you the right genes. ERIC HEIDEN MAE WEST Salt is a preservative. It really holds flavor. For example, if you chop up some fresh herbs, or eve... SALLY SCHNEIDER ELTON JOHN I can't say strongly enough that when you have a big match like this you need a referee who is up to... EIDUR GUDJOHNSEN We want to get you some money right now so you can get somewhere where you can have some power and a... GUY DAVIS I paid $2.90 last week and now I paid $3.22. This is ridiculous, in seven days or less. Unfortunatel... WAYNE LEE The front office is pushing for you to be in the big leagues, but you have to put all that stuff asi... LASTINGS MILLEDGE TERRY PRATCHETT We're artificially tweaking the market now. But I'm not going to chop up my bumpers to meet the requ... ARVIND MATHEW What you do, say, and have reveal who you are. LORRIN L. LEE JEANIENE FROST We chop off hair... they chop off hands. MENZIES CAMPBELL He's got to have some sort of excuse not to play. I mean, serious excuse. RETIEF GOOSEN ALAN MOORE Just because you have kids doesn't mean to say you need time off. I have a lot of time off anywa... KATIE PRICE PAT ROBERTSON Could be better. Need steak. Pork chop, maybe. LONG NGUYEN I could never sit down and say: I'm going to do an out-and-out comedy, just to prove to people I... PADDY CONSIDINE Labels fund things and have resources for you to use. But just because you sign doesn't mean you... GABRIELLE APLIN At the Cruiserweight Classic finale, I said... I don't know if people had looked it up, or if th... T. J. PERKINS What else are you going to do? ... You got to go to work, right? So what can you do? You just have t... BOB ADAMS I've got five ways to pay a bill in my wallet right now. Banks are trying to make everyone happy. Yo... LARRY WOOD I know I'll never trust a thing you say, you knew your lies would divide us but you lied anyway, and... LIMP BIZKIT RICHIE SAMBORA I went to the juice isle, I learned something. Cranberries are taking over everything. What do you g... BRIAN REGAN SETH GODIN BARBARA WALTERS I cant text you roses, or fax you my heart. I'd email you kisses, but we'd still be apart. I love yo... MAHMOUD EL HALLAB just because theres a goalie, doesnt mean you cant score BRADLEY ADAM HENDERSON That's been a couple years now. You've got that big block of land just sitting there. EVELYN FLETCHER We? What do you mean, we? You got a mouse in your pocket? I wasn't worried. If you're scared, say yo... HOWARD STEVENS I am my own worst enemy. My friends and family will say, 'You've got everything going for yo... TAMSIN EGERTON You know where we got stuck? We were looking for faithfull, loving and perfect relationships-males w... JOAN BAUER With learning lines, before I had Alfie, I'd put it off and think, 'Oh, I'll just have a... LESLEY MANVILLE It's like Goldilocks here. You've got to be just right. You can have not too much experience nor too... BILL BRADY Right now we're just looking to raise cash. We need to do it fast and we need to get a lot. JOAN SKAALAND I've got to admit there are a lot better sensors already on the market, but you might end up spendin... LEE BZORGI Funny when you like your crushes to talk to you but you are this one who cant barely say a word GUITARSDEPRESSIONS He needs to play more. We're going to have to chop up some time (between the backs). But, that's a g... ANDY BITTO NICOLE KIDMAN ZEN PROVERB DELIA SMITH AZIM PREMJI I believe that President Obama is here for a reason, but that doesn't mean that he has to stay t... VICKY HARTZLER CHARLES BUKOWSKI If you were looking for an excuse to sell, you got a few things pushing you towards that. I'm a litt... KURT BRUNNER [Wright is] just a different person now, ... You come into Miami as an 18-year-old and you get a lit... ERIC WINSTON HUBERT SELBY JR. DEYTH BANGER
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You don't always have to chop with the sword of truth. You can point with it too. 
Harmony with land is like harmony with a friend; you cannot cherish his right hand and chop off his... 
Harmony with land is like harmony with a friend; you cannot cherish his right hand and chop off his ... 
As for meat, I'm not going to become vegetarian. I'm telling you that right now. I want me a... 
Don't give up! It seems difficult to you, right? Why not do something little about it every? A littl... 
Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to c... 
[Short Talk on Sylvia Plath] Did you see her mother on television? She said plain, burned things. Sh... 
I like the guy who reads. Being articulate is something that's very important to me. But you nee... 
Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But Im not concerned about ... 
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. 
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. 
You win over people just like you win over a dog. You see a dog passing down the street with an old ... 
He talks pretty big for a gutter wizard," he muttered.
Just so you know,” I inform him, “one day, I’m going to get tired of sharing your affection wi... 
You look down that list, you can't really say that guy was a chop ball-striker. You have to hit ever... 
Say just what you mean to do on every occasion, and take it for granted you mean to do right. 
Here's somthing you never hear someone say: 'As soon as I stick this red hot poker up my ass i'm goi... 
I gave the dwarves an arrogant look, like, Yeah, that’s right. I’ve got a talking disco sword an... 
Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. 
I like to say, 'Chop suey's the biggest culinary joke that one culture has ever played on an... 
I know that an author must be brave enough to chop away clinging tentacles of good taste for the sak... 
I'm a big potato chip girl. I don't like chocolate and cakes and all that, but I have to hav... 
I had to learn how to chop wood actually - I don't think my dad would have let me go chop wood i... 
I haven't got time to read books.'
I need good friends who can say, 'I love you to death, but you look terrible in that, and you ne... 
Any time you got nothing to do--and lots of time to do it--come on up. 
I do work a lot. I mean, most of my income, I would say, comes from live performances. And then you&... 
Now that’s what I call magic—seein’ all that, dealin’ with all that, and still goin’ on. I... 
Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do ... 
I've developed a theory that there's an inverse relationship between money and imagination. ... 
If I could just get a nuclear device inside Foggy Bottom, I think that's the answer. I mean, you get... 
We've had those elements, and now it's just kind of catching up to us. So it's a nice thing. And I l... 
The opportunity of a lifetime is to pick yourself. Quit waiting to get picked; quit waiting for some... 
If you could chop down a tree -- any tree at all -- what kind of tree would it be? 
You've just got to have a sense of respect for the person you have children with. Anger doesn... 
Before enlightenment; chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment; chop wood, carry water. 
Although a food processor is not an absolutely essential piece of equipment, because you can certain... 
You have got the right strategy, the right geography; you have got the right customers. You need to ... 
if it doesn't come bursting out of you
But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love. . .someone to hold on to. .... 
Nowadays, you need a good excuse to go and to start talking to someone, as they say it... "You Found... 
I do not, in fact, use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect t...