Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.

It is not easy for me to sing consonants, and I am sorry if I don't sing the 'S'.

Everything you could imagine Robin Williams being, he was and more.

My heroes were always Looney Toons, Robin Williams, the Three Stooges. I think everything I do is kinda funny. I think I'm sort of ridiculous.

I met Robin Williams a few times, and he was a beautiful guy.

Do not feel sorry for me if I am gone.