Does any new parent, even if you're not a first-time parent, ever really know what to do?

There are some parents who have really done it right and told their kid, 'You know, we have this dough, none of this is for you. You have to get your own.'

If you're raised with a poverty mentality, nothing is going to change it. I do know some really stingy billionaires. I come from such a generation of hand-to-mouthers.

I've always been a fella who put most of my eggs in one basket and then take a dump in the basket but I really don't know.

But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work.

I'm not 40 yet. I wouldn't even bother comparing myself to Chaplin.