[Does Joel feel a particular resonance with any of this year's other nominees? Sure, he says -- Paul McCartney, because of the Beatles.] The Beatles were the band that made me realize it was possible to make a living as a musician, ... When I heard the Beatles, I said, 'That's what I want to do!'


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Everybody seems to think I'm lazy
I don't mind, I think they're crazy.
Running everywhere ...
JOHN LENNON
Mother Superior jump the gun...
-The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun
LAUREN MYRACLE
I have this theory. If you think about almost any given moment in life, there is a Beatles song that...
PENELOPE WARD
First single. Fucking brilliant. Perhaps the most fucking brilliant song ever written. Because they ...
DAVID LEVITHAN
Lady Madonna lying on the bed
Listen to the music playing in your head.
PAUL MCCARTNEY
The Beatles were in a different stratosphere, a different planet to the rest of us. All I know is wh...
JUSTIN HAYWARD
She's leaving home after living alone for so many years.
THE BEATLES
Please don't wake me, no don't shake me, leave me where I am, I'm only sleeping
THE BEATLES
Day In the Life
THE BEATLES
But tomorrow may rain, so I'll follow the sun
THE BEATLES
Hey Jude, don't make it bad, take a sad song and make it better.
THE BEATLES
Alice's Restaurant Massacre.
THE BEATLES
Til I Can Make It on My Own.
THE BEATLES
the minute I didn't feel it, I stopped.
THE BEATLES
Who knows how long I've loved you, you know I love you still. Will I wait a lonely lifetime? If you ...
THE BEATLES
For I don't care too much for money, / For money can't buy me love.
THE BEATLES
All the lonely people, where do they all come from? / All the lonely people, where do they all belon...
THE BEATLES
Fads don't last, but it should be clear by now that the Beatles are no ordinary fad.
THE BEATLES
as many lost tracks as I could dig up. I found them everywhere: in my dresser, in my suitcases, my k...
THE BEATLES
Yesterday our troubles seemed so far away, I believe in yesterday.
THE BEATLES
[In A Twist of Lennon, Cynthia was reluctant to speak ill of anyone, even Yoko, whom she did not bla...
THE BEATLES
She Loves You.
THE BEATLES
Favorite Things.
THE BEATLES
I saw her standing there.
THE BEATLES
Nowadays people just stand there watching. It's definitely quieter, almost respectful. And as you pl...
THE BEATLES
Imagine.
THE BEATLES
Obviously there is some disappointment from some of the crew about leaving Kings Bay,
THE BEATLES
colorful, uplifting, lightning quick, music-filled evening of theatre dedicated to revolutionary Ame...
THE BEATLES
Everyone worked very hard on this. I'm very comfortable with everything.
THE BEATLES
Now we are both in this, both losing our mothers,
THE BEATLES
John was very human and sometimes in the middle of the night he would say, 'Are you awake ?' and I w...
THE BEATLES
No, I didn't worry. But it was worth it.
THE BEATLES
I remember thinking back to The Beatles years. I tend to remember them as glorious and golden, but t...
THE BEATLES
I mean, this is like, real.
THE BEATLES
I was in Europe a little while ago, and USA TODAY ran this item about how I was washing bike shorts ...
THE BEATLES
The production group told me he tried to leave the hospital twice because he'd never missed a show b...
THE BEATLES
I think it was.
THE BEATLES
[And Wilson won, by many estimates. His masterpiece concept album] Pet Sounds ... Sgt. Pepper's Lone...
THE BEATLES
True Love Ways.
THE BEATLES
Not to mince words, Mr Epstein, we don't like your boys' sound. Groups of guitarists are on the way ...
THE BEATLES
The love you take is equal to the love you make.
THE BEATLES
Life goes on, brah!
THE BEATLES
But of all these friends and lovers There is no one compares with you. And these memories lose their...
THE BEATLES
I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend If it makes you feel alright
THE BEATLES
Life goes on within you and without you
THE BEATLES
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.
THE BEATLES
Life is very short and there's no time, for fussing and fighting my friend. I have always thought th...
THE BEATLES
And in the end, the love we take will be equal to the love we make.
THE BEATLES
To every word of love I heard you whisper, the raindrops seem to play a sweet refrain.
THE BEATLES
fitting and more permanent form of tribute.
THE BEATLES
Beauty's Release
THE BEATLES
The Beatles in 1963 weren't the same Beatles as they were in 1966.
THE BEATLES
I had spent much of my previous years completely enveloped in Coltrane and Bartok and really heavy, ...
THE BEATLES
Girl.
THE BEATLES
with such wit, perception, insight, charm, cleverness and charisma
THE BEATLES
Chaos And Creation In The Back Yard,
THE BEATLES
I ride motorbikes, ... Your father inspired me... my wife's letting me buy an ST1100 tomorrow.
THE BEATLES
Yesterday.
THE BEATLES
The film shows the director's consistent strength, (has an) uncompromising story and superb acting,
THE BEATLES
The Ed Sullivan Show.
THE BEATLES
The world is still spinning and so are we and so are you. When the spinning stops--that'll be the ti...
THE BEATLES
I'm happy with my lifestyle, ... I don't have time to reflect on [it].
THE BEATLES
Tainted Love.
THE BEATLES
Don't you think you'll be getting in the way?
THE BEATLES
[The more conservative Daily Telegraph said,] Rooney does it again for England, ... Inspired, untouc...
THE BEATLES
For well you know that it's a fool, Who plays it cool, By making his world, A little colder
THE BEATLES
i know i'll often stop and think about them // in my life i love you more
THE BEATLES
I believe in yesterday
THE BEATLES
But tomorrow my rain, so I'll follow the sun
THE BEATLES
I get by with a little help from my friends
THE BEATLES
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make...
THE BEATLES
And in the end
the love you take
is equal to
the love you make
THE BEATLES
Let it be.
THE BEATLES
Your own space, man, it's so important. That's why we were doomed because we didn't have any. It is ...
GEORGE HARRISON
My sister and I shared a bedroom our entire lives and I believe she discovered the Beatles when she ...
CHRISTINA RICCI
The Beatles aren’t exactly obscure.”

“No, they aren’t,” Conley answers. “Howe...
CLAUDIA GRAY
I just got into the Beatles a couple of years ago, you know, I like it.
ZIGGY MARLEY
I liked AC/DC," Lee said. "If you were going to shoot someone, you'd really want to do it while you ...
JOE HILL
Love, Love, Love. All you need is love. Love is all you need.
JOHN LENNON
I grew up in the '70s, and I hear in my own stuff a lot of what I grew up listening to, which is...
JASON ROBERT BROWN
I just want to make things right. I don't know if Billy Joel knows, but as an entertainer, and the f...
ALICE ALYCE
If I could be in any band, I think it would have to be the Beatles. That would have been a lot of fu...
JASON BEHR
A producer I had worked with (David Kahne) got the gig with Paul and brought me in and then, that wa...
RUSTY ANDERSON
I don't know if I have a favorite color.
KATE MIDDLETON
It's very special having a new little girl.
KATE MIDDLETON
Take these broken wings and learn to fly.
PAUL MCCARTNEY
I was singing totally jazz then, but when I heard the Beatles and heard the gospel influence and eve...
BILLY PAUL
But times changed, and I changed, and I didn't feel that way anymore. The Beatles were happening. I ...
BARRY MCGUIRE
Paul McCartney and The Beatles in general are my idols. And I love Sting. I got to meet Sting. That ...
NAT WOLFF
I say in speeches that a plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive at le...
KURT VONNEGUT JR.
It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
Like all best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is quite a popular pastime.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
I have to be seen to be believed.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
I have in sincerity pledged myself to your service, as so many of you are pledged to mine. Throughou...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
I hope that tomorrow we can all, wherever we are, join in expressing our grief at Diana's loss, ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
The British constitution has always been puzzling and always will be.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
I have behind me not only the splendid traditions and the annals of more than a thousand years but t...
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In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. B...
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I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
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If I need a cause for celebrationOr a comfort I can use to ease my mindI rely on my imaginationAnd I...
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I'm still dealing with the 21-year-old me. That idealist, that purist, that young, noble, and somewh...
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - The sinners are much more fun
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Don't go trying some new fashionDon't change the color of your hair. . . .I could not love you any b...
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I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.
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The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing ch...
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I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are ...
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I have a theory that the only original things we ever do are mistakes.
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Like a boxer in a title fight, you have to walk in that ring alone.
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The good days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
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I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy.
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A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
BILLY JOEL
They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rat...
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than...
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better ...
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Why do musicians give so much time to charitable causes? The most humanitarian cause that we can giv...
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Have you listened to the radio lately? Have you heard the canned, frozen and processed product being...
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I've crashed my car three times.
BILLY JOEL
The whole world loves American movies, blue jeans, jazz and rock and roll. It is probably a better w...
BILLY JOEL
Don't go changing, to try and please me You never let me down before Don't imagine you're too famili...
BILLY JOEL
The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL
Historically, musicians know what it is like to be outside the norm - walking the high wire without ...
BILLY JOEL
If it seems like I've been lost in 'lets remember', If it seems I'm gettin' older and missin' my you...
BILLY JOEL
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, sinners are much more fun.
BILLY JOEL
It's okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.
BILLY JOEL
You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can truly call you...
BILLY JOEL
Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!Don't ask me why.
BILLY JOEL
And the word spread of Billy the Kid.
BILLY JOEL
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn...
BILLY JOEL
If you make music for the human needs you have within yourself, then you do it for all humans who ne...
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We are living in a time when American popular music is finally being recognized as one of our most s...
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They say that these are not the best of timesBut they're the only times I've ever knownAnd I believe...
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When I was 19, I made my first good week's pay as a club musician. It was enough money for me to...
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We might be laughing a bit too loudBut that never hurt no one.
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Critics have said I write without spontaneity, in cold blood. I don't. I write in hot blood.
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I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do...
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Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!
Don't ask me why.
BILLY JOEL
In an age of incompetence, I've been able to last in this crazy business. I actually know how to...
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I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary...
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I have a theory that is the only original things we ever do are mistakes. The only thing that we can...
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I was homeless when I was younger and I was suicidal when I was 21. Anything that has happened after...
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Singles don't represent me. Albums do.
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No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music.
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I ride my own motorcycles, People are like, 'God, the guy is bad enough on cars!' Actually I have a ...
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We came in spastic, like tameless horses. We left in plastic as numbered corpses.
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You can walk away from your mistakes.You can turn your back on what you do.Just a little smile is al...
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Now, we lives our lives...So nonchalant...We spend our time...So 'Bon Vivant'...Our stylish nights.....
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You've got your passion. You've got your pride.But don't you know that only fools are satisfied?Drea...
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I don't know if people are going to remember some of these songs we're going to do tonight. Hell, I ...
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Drank a lot of take home pay.
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I thinking of people like Phil Ramone or George Martin,
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I hate making videos. Songs are not visual. You get it out of the air. You don't watch it on MTV.
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have a good reason to be scared.
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Only the Good Die Young
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Went off to school, and learned to serve the state.Followed the rules, and drank his vodka straight....
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Slow down, you crazy child.You're so ambitious for a juvenile.
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Clear as a crystal... Sharp as a knife...I feel like I'm in the prime of my life.
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They all want your white body, and they await your reply.But, between you and me, and this Staten Is...
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I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things.
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She's got a smile that heals meI don't know why it isBut I have to laugh when she reveals me.
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I know that everybody has a dreamEverybody has a dreamAnd this is my dream, my ownJust to be at home...
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She can kill with a smile,She can wound with her eyes.
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If you said good-bye to me tonight,There would still be music left to write.
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Don't go changing, to try and please meYou never let me down before.
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When you look into my eyesAnd you see the crazy gypsy in my soulIt always comes as a surpriseWhen I ...
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I see the winos talking to themselvesAnd I can understand.
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What will it take till you believe in meThe way that I believe in you.
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I don't care what you say anymore, this is my lifeGo ahead with your own life and leave me alone.
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In every heart there is a roomA sanctuary safe and strongTo heal the wounds from lovers pastUntil a ...
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Call me a joker, call me a foolRight at this moment I'm totally cool.
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Slow down you're doing fineYou can't be everything you want to beBefore your time.
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Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair. . . .
I could not love...
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Slow down you're doing fine
You can't be everything you want to be
Before your time.
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But I don't want some pretty face
To tell me pretty lies
All I want is someone to believe.
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Rock and roll cola wars, I can't take it any more.
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They showed you a statue and told you to prayThey built you a temple and locked you awayBut they nev...
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What if she figures out you're not very smart?
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But I don't want some pretty faceTo tell me pretty liesAll I want is someone to believe.
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If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time.
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You can speak your mindBut not on my time.
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Your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation.
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If I'm crazy then it's trueThat it's all because of youAnd you wouldn't want me any other way.
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Go on and cry in your coffee, but don't come bitching to me.
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I may be an antique like the Stones, but antiques are valuable.
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Don't be afraid to try againEveryone goes southEvery now and then.
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You can get what you want or you can just get old.
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Well we're waiting here in Allentown,
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Most people are satisfied with the junk food being sold as music.
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the words of a madman are only chaos to the sane.
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If you said good-bye to me tonight, There would still be music left to write.
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Humor is a universal lanuage.
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There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
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Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!
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You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ...
JOEL OSTEEN
Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes.
JOEL OSTEEN
He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp...
JOEL HAWES
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj...
JOEL HAWES
Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi...
JOEL BARKER
Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.
JOEL OSTEEN
I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment.
JOEL SALATIN
The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way...
JOEL KINNAMAN
In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t...
JOEL KINNAMAN
The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ...
JOEL COEN
Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi...
JOEL OSTEEN
Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools...
JOEL SALATIN