Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

When this golf course plays firm and fast, I don't think that length is an issue for most of the field. When it gets wet and soft, I think it's a huge advantage for the longer players. They're not going to get to some of those tighter areas off the tee. They'll have a big distance advantage. We'll see how well it dries up and drains overnight.

Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.

The weather was perfect. I like this golf course. The greens are loaded. ... We know we can make birdies out there.

I joined a golf league and when they asked what my handicap was I told them, "My swing."