Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

We have the best Congress money can buy.