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Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don't bring it on stage; it's not funny.


Jen Kirkman

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JEN RIZZOTTI I wasn't thinking about it. It was unexpected. I'm flattered. It's nice to feel that appreciated.
JEN RIZZOTTI I was hoping they would win, so it would be undefeated vs. undefeated. It's still a huge game. It's ...
JEN RIZZOTTI They have a really good combination and a good feel for each other, so when one of them catches high...
JEN RIZZOTTI Our defense gave up 22 points with that three, so I don't think the kids were worried about it at al...
JEN RIZZOTTI Right now we're really focused on the conference, so 10 in a row in conference is what we're thinkin...
JEN RIZZOTTI I felt like we really didn't execute the way we needed to. There were silly turnovers. We didn't do ...
JEN RIZZOTTI Any road game in the America East that you can win, no matter how you do it, is a positive. There ar...
JEN RIZZOTTI This is a race that the national party ... will be watching closely through November.
JEN PSAKI The grassroots movement by veterans across the country who have decided to run for Congress as Democ...
JEN PSAKI I'm sure that students will ask 'what can we do to make a difference here.' And what they can do is ...
JEN PSAKI She's just been so consistent, and that's remarkable because teams obviously want to stop her. She's...
JEN NIEBLING This couldn't have been bigger.
JEN NIEBLING I thought we were really terrific in the first half.
JEN NIEBLING We were just a little too casual. Just a little too casual on defense, not quite boxing out enough, ...
JEN NIEBLING This is how far this team has come. They expect to win and do win.
JEN NIEBLING I had never gone first.
JEN NICHOLS Since I took second, everybody counted on me going again. I want to go down and hit 11 or 12 [at sta...
JEN NICHOLS I was a little rusty and nervous. But I got focused and hit 11. I'd been telling my parents I was ti...
JEN NICHOLS These are critical games for us, in terms of going to the playoffs. In fact, these games right now, ...
JEN MUNHOFEN Beth's progressed every week and her hard work has paid off. As a goalie you need to stay focused al...
JEN MUNHOFEN Yeah, there are people who lead in scoring, and they are really important to the team, but right now...
JEN MUNHOFEN I've told the players since the start of the playoffs that they have earned the right to be here. Th...
JEN MILNE We know no one has expected us to do what we've done. We know we're the underdogs. But I think that'...
JEN MILNE We lose two seniors who were tremendous in their roles. We'll miss them, but we had a lot of young p...
JEN MILNE It's bittersweet. We've never come this far before, so we're happy with our accomplishments. But whe...
JEN MILNE I've never been more proud of any team in the past 10 years than I am of this team tonight. When we ...
JEN MILNE I think she's a little more relaxed and she goes in with the attitude to just play. Last season (in ...
JEN MILNE I think maybe we just ran out of some steam. They were hitting some shots, they shot close to 50 per...
JEN MILNE It was my fault Kate went in during the second quarter. I saw our lead going and it scared me a litt...
JEN MILNE She hasn't been in foul trouble all season. It was so uncharacteristic that it kind of left us at a ...
JEN MILNE Most airlines prefer to see a four-year degree on the résumé. It pays off in the end.
JEN MCSKIMMING So many people in Eugene get stuck because of the fog.
JEN MCSKIMMING We're trying to get more aircraft. Once our aircraft arrive, we'll be in a better position to evalua...
JEN MCSKIMMING We're definitely in a hiring mode.
JEN MCSKIMMING I think she'd be an asset to a lot of great teams out there.
JEN MCKEEFREY She has great stick skills. She is … fast, she does a great job of protecting her stick. She has gr...
JEN MCKEEFREY She's a very vocal goalie, she controls and starts my defense. She's very mature … and stays calm i...
JEN MCKEEFREY It's all about accountability. We have talked about it as a team and we are definitely taking every ...
JEN MCDAVITT [Maguire] made a fantastic pass into the zone and didn't leave [us] much of a chance.
JEN MCDAVITT It was so tough because it all seemed to be happening in slow motion. Our girls were so focused on j...
JEN MCDAVITT In the first half we were definitely on our heels. Providence had just installed new turf and it too...
JEN MCDAVITT