Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. 'How are you' is a greeting, not a question.

The tusks that clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.

The sword of Charlemagne the Just
Is ferric oxide, known as rust.

The grizzly bear, whose potent hug
Was feared by all, is now a rug.

Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so well myself.

The carpenter is not the best who makes more chips than all the rest

Amoebas at the start - Were not complex; They tore themselves apart - And started Sex

Admitting Error clears the Score, And proves you Wiser than before.

By not sending friends greeting cards, you may be telling them that you don't want them to remember you.