FastSaying

Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.


Douglas Adams

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

you weren't mine to begin with.
IAIN S. THOMAS Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker series also shows the potential of lighter fantastic fiction. I read the f...
PIERS ANTHONY I think of how perhaps the best way to fly would be with hands full of earth, so you always remember...
ALLY CONDIE I can't even
SARAH VAN WATERSCHOOT Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker series also shows the potential of lighter fantastic fiction. I read t...
PIERS ANTHONY The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of
the word "Infinite".
Infin...
DOUGLAS ADAMS When drugs itself are a treatment, what further treatment do you want.
APURVA GAGLANI She recalled how Pauline had fallen off a bus one night, late, went skidding into Creedmoor. In a no...
ALICE MCDERMOTT I had no illusions about love anymore. It came, it went, it left casualties or it didn't. People wer...
SARAH DESSEN Coraline nunca había comprendido qué motivo había llevado a alguien a pintar un cuenco con frutas...
NEIL GAIMAN There's hardly anything I can say about this except thank you,
JOAN DIDION I suggested in my last sermon that if Oolon Colluphid had tracked down the "God" who had left a mess...
ANDREW RILSTONE I believe this generation should know their history and they should know that the struggle's not...
MARY J. BLIGE I am friends with Demi. Don't believe anything you read.
LEONARDO DICAPRIO Every girl’s journey is a book of unknowns Sometimes they destroys this society Sometimes they rec...
HARIKRISHNA PANIGRAHI This is my skin. This is not your skin, yet you are still under it.
IAIN THOMAS They're really into it, laughing and teasing each other, and I am looking at Pam and thinking once a...
JAMES HOWE [Israel estimates that there are 50 to 75 dealerships, including some of the largest in the state, t...
BOB ISRAEL Your heart just breaks, that's all. But you can't judge or point fingers. You just have to be lucky ...
AUDREY HEPBURN I always wish them well, ... except this week.
KEN ANDERSON Even though he was inside the house, I could still hear Vlad’s sardonic mutter of “Where’s a t...
JEANIENE FROST That's it really; it's all love, whichever way you look at it, it's all love. How much you can Get f...
GEORGE HARRISON I believe the target of anything in life should be to do it so well that it becomes an art.
ARSENE WENGER I just think if I can ask anything it's for everybody in this room, including myself, to stay focuse...
ANGELINA JOLIE At that moment the dull sound of a rumbling crash from outside filtered through the low murmur of th...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Before you start talking or writing, be clear about the message you want to deliver to your audience...
SOTONYE ANGA I Dont Believe that Anybody Feels the Way I Do about You now.
OASIS I absolutely don't believe in anything. Full stop. Including luck.
AL ALVAREZ I thought this was a cookout. You know, dogs and burgers, Tater Tots, ambrosia salad" Dexter picked ...
SARAH DESSEN I, the soul called Wanderer, love you, human Ian. And that will never change, no matter what I might...
STEPHENIE MEYER Everybody sing like it's the last song you will ever sing
Tell me, tell me, do you feel the pre...
HAYLEY WILLIAMS COMPLETELY.
Utterly.
Frozen.
My eyes drop to the table in front of me when she fin...
COLLEEN HOOVER You want to know my sweet?" I ask her.

She nods.

I kiss her on the forehead. "...
COLLEEN HOOVER Remy: Did you really believe, that first day, that we were meant to be together?

Dexter: ...
SARAH DESSEN The power to feed properly every day for life is in the saying "Give us this day our daily bread", f...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I hope something happens. I'm restless as the devil and have a horror of getting fat or falling in l...
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD This is my fundamental teaching: that there is no division between this and that. That is contained ...
OSHO The saying "Give us this day our daily bread." simply means every day my beliefs must cater for my n...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Lull me with your lullabies.. Serenade me with your souls. Make me dance with symphonies.. Do jazz w...
KIM JOHN A. AGUIRRE The saying,give us this day our daily bread means,seek today's good for today only,any excess means ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The saying "Give us this day our daily bread",simply means,yesterday is gone,you can't bring it back...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Yes, yes I blocked porn but this didn't stopped me from the real desire to watch videos... Still som...
DEYTH BANGER That's what this has been all about for you, correct? Make it clear. That you and me--it was nothing...
SARAH DESSEN And for one second, it was like I could feel the timing clicking together, finally pieces falling in...
SARAH DESSEN Do what you will, this world's a fiction and is made up of contradiction
WILLIAM BLAKE The way isn't a circle and never can't be a circle unless you repeat the same after the same. Is it ...
DEYTH BANGER Holding people away from you, and denying yourself love, that doesn't make you strong. if anything, ...
SARAH DESSEN Thinking no more about it, he stepped off into that cool space, that fast descent to her, with nothi...
PATRICIA HIGHSMITH God is fond of you. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. If He had a refrigerator, your pi...
MAX LUCADO I will love myself despite the ease with which I lean toward the opposite.
SHANE L. KOYCZAN Whatever our bedtime was as kids, we could stay up an extra half hour if we were reading. My parents...
NATHAN FILLION I do not believe, from what I have been told about this people, that there is anything barbarous or ...
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE You can do anything in this world if you are ready to face the consequences.
VIKRANT PARSAI The difference between an atheist and a person of faith? One additional religion in the crazy column...
QUENTIN R. BUFOGLE I believe in my heart that 'Avatar' is going to be the revolutionary sci-fi movie for this g...
LAZ ALONSO You know this girl.
Her hair is neither long nor short nor light nor dark. She parts it precise...
GABRIELLE ZEVIN Anything that you dont overcome will eventualy overtake you.
MICHAEL STRONG This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it wer...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I will not read the last page of novels first," I said, and then punched myself in the face.
"...
BRANDON SANDERSON mortal minds could believe just about anything—except the truth.
RICK RIORDAN Consistent with existing BP practice, we remain committed to returning excess free cash flow, includ...
LORD BROWNE The real friends are out there on you won, on your lost and on your special days. If they aren't the...
DEYTH BANGER Katherine Harris would have Florida voters believe she's on the verge of being destitute because, sh...
DAN MCLAUGHLIN Create...Rebuild...Fullfill...the difference don't matter, they all come together at the end....
JASMIN I suppose people might consider me a 'loose' reader, as I seem willing to read anything of q...
CHANG-RAE LEE I love Bobby Douglas. When you think of wrestling, you think of Coach Douglas.
CAEL SANDERSON We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want...
IAN WILLIAMSON The people of the United States will do anything for Latin America, except read about it.
JAMES BARRETT RESTON You're Nephilim," he said. "The Clave owes us protection in these circumstances."
...
"I d...
CASSANDRA CLARE I want to burn the world because Alan is gone," he said. "I want to destroy everything I see. But yo...
SARAH REES BRENNAN If you are reading this... I'm dead so far probably or still alive who knows?
It's bad day in b...
DEYTH BANGER I don't believe we've seen anything like this before.
CORKY HELMS Oh, oh, oh... No... just they got me. Undercover??? and what more??
This and this??
DEYTH BANGER I turn to head outside when the boys make their way back into the house. Kel stops in the doorway an...
COLLEEN HOOVER [It] began to seem amazing how often it was assumed that having a vagina automatically meant I was l...
FRANCINE PROSE Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth;
whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in...
HERMAN MELVILLE So this is going to be drill!?
DEYTH BANGER My fashion is part of who I am, and though I was not born with these clothes on, I was born this way...
LADY GAGA It is not the least bit coincidental that adults who commit suicide with firearms nearly always shoo...
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE If i'm louder would you see me?
NIALL HORAN Because you can never go from going out to being friends, just like that. It's a lie. It's just some...
SARAH DESSEN When you are on your purpose, your preoccupation isn't what you don't have yet. You've already drunk...
ASSEGID HABTEWOLD On behalf of the Grand Prix Foundation, I'd like to congratulate and thank Mr. Naito for stepping up...
RICK DUREE On behalf of the Grand Prix Foundation, I'd like to congratulate and thank Mr. Naito for stepping up...
RICK DUREE Dont wait for anything that will not wait for you.
SARVESH Dont wait for anything that will not wait for you.
-SARVESH I am society's child, this is how they made me, and now I'm saying what's on my mind and they dont w...
TUPAC SHAKUR I have always had a keen interest in defence and military history and read more on this subject than...
BOB AINSWORTH Sometimes the best experiences are days when you u dont do anything...
EULLYS "JEWELZ" HINNANT III Every time you say you dont believe in fairies, a fairy dies.
PETER PAN People never believe anything - except scandal - when they first hear it.
KENNETH ROBERTS People never believe anything - except scandal - when they first heart it.
KENNETH ROBERTS Arthur lay in startled stillness on the acceleration couch. He wasn't certain whether he had just go...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I believe in me more than anything in this world.
WILMA RUDOLPH Then I said something. I said, Suppose, just suppose, nothing had ever happened. Suppose this was fo...
RAYMOND CARVER Only on the Internet can a person be lonely and popular at the same time.
ALLISON BURNETT You can do anything with bayonets except sit on them.
THOMAS HARDY A self-respecting nation is ready for anything, including war, except for a renunciation of its opti...
SIMONE WEIL I don't know what it was, maybe the net looked a little bit bigger for me. For whatever reason, some...
BRAD BOYES When life gives you lemons, say Fuck that i order apples. Dont take anything but apples.
CHRIS MACHADO

More Douglas Adams

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
DOUGLAS ADAMS We think that the world is a solid, vivid place, full of shape and colour and solid objects like thi...
DOUGLAS ADAMS There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and wh...
DOUGLAS ADAMS This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Because the Internet is so new, we still don't really understand what it is. We mistake it for a...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Some say that the universe is made so that when we are about to understand it it changes into somet...
DOUGLAS ADAMS In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been wid...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
DOUGLAS ADAMS I wanted to be a writer-performer like the Pythons. In fact, I wanted to be John Cleese, and it took...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Time is bunk.
DOUGLAS ADAMS For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Of course you can't 'trust' what people tell you on the web anymore than you can 'tr...
DOUGLAS ADAMS If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictu...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong i...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
DOUGLAS ADAMS If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that w...
DOUGLAS ADAMS My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they freq...
DOUGLAS ADAMS In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Many men of course became extremely rich, but this was perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed o...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
DOUGLAS ADAMS The available worlds looked pretty grim. They had little to offer him because he had little to offer...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
DOUGLAS ADAMS and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.
DOUGLAS ADAMS The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
DOUGLAS ADAMS I really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tel...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.
DOUGLAS ADAMS It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
DOUGLAS ADAMS For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
DOUGLAS ADAMS If life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people...
DOUGLAS ADAMS In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitch-Hiker's ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Could be. I’m a pretty dangerous dude when I’m cornered.”
“Yeah,” said the voice from...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Don't Panic.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Don't you understand that we need to be childish in order to understand? Only a child sees things wi...
DOUGLAS ADAMS All you really need to know for the moment is that the universe is a lot more complicated than you m...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Beethoven tells you what it's like to be Beethoven and Mozart tells you what it's like to be human. ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet g...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The car shot forward straight into the circle of light, and suddenly Arthur had a fairly clear idea ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Reality is frequently inaccurate.
DOUGLAS ADAMS He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whethe...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies a...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I think we have different value systems." —Arthur
"Well mine's better." —Ford
DOUGLAS ADAMS The problem is, or rather one of the problems, for there are many, a sizeable proportion of which ar...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple."

"Ah, well, I'm...
DOUGLAS ADAMS After a fairly shaky start to the day, Arthur's mind was beginning to reassemble itself from the she...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what...
DOUGLAS ADAMS A cup of tea would restore my normality."

[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Screenpla...
DOUGLAS ADAMS There is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened.
DOUGLAS ADAMS A doctor, a logician and a marine biologist had also just arrived, flown in at phenomenal expense fr...
DOUGLAS ADAMS So, my argument is that as we become more and more scientifically literate, it
DOUGLAS ADAMS It is known that there is an infinite number of worlds, but that not every one is inhabited. Therefo...
DOUGLAS ADAMS For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognize each ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been wid...
DOUGLAS ADAMS There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and w...
DOUGLAS ADAMS One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically remove...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
DOUGLAS ADAMS I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
DOUGLAS ADAMS What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS One of the problems of taking things apart and seeing how they work - supposing you're trying to fin...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Life...is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy , and has a few pips in it, and some folks have...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Come on, insisted Zaphod, I've found a way in.
In? said Arthur in horror.
Into the interior of...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Life is wasted on the living.
DOUGLAS ADAMS People will then often say, But surely it's better to remain an Agnostic just in case?' This, to me,...
DOUGLAS ADAMS He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction invol...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galax...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong i...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Any belief worth having must survive doubt
DOUGLAS ADAMS I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.
DOUGLAS ADAMS There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Univers...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The Answer to the Great Question Of . . . Life, the Universe and Everything . . . [is] Forty-two.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Dreams are like stars...you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to under...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.
DOUGLAS ADAMS The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
DOUGLAS ADAMS Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS We demand guaranteed rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of
DOUGLAS ADAMS Nobleness was one word for making a fuss about the trivial inevitabilities of life, but there were o...
DOUGLAS ADAMS All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported...
DOUGLAS ADAMS This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were un...
DOUGLAS ADAMS It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase "As pretty as an airport" appear
DOUGLAS ADAMS Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, a...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Power corrupts. Knowledge is power. Study hard. Be evil.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
DOUGLAS ADAMS It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see..."
"You mean, it comes from a world of lizards...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Having not said anything the first time, it was somehow even more difficult to broach the subject th...
DOUGLAS ADAMS When you write your first book aged 25 or so, you have 25 years of experience, albeit much of it juv...
DOUGLAS ADAMS There is a piece of me that likes to fondly imagine my maverick and rebellious nature. But, more acc...
DOUGLAS ADAMS It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terr...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Books are sharks... because sharks have been around for a very long time. There were sharks before t...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Ever since Newton, we've done science by taking things apart to see how they work. What the comp...
DOUGLAS ADAMS He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction i...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairi...
DOUGLAS ADAMS To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underes...
DOUGLAS ADAMS He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
DOUGLAS ADAMS It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You ask ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I think you get most of the most interesting work done in fields where people don't think they&#...
DOUGLAS ADAMS We no longer think of chairs as technology; we just think of them as chairs. But there was a time wh...
DOUGLAS ADAMS As a child, I was an active Christian. I used to love the school choir and remember the carol servic...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Zaphod marched quickly down the passageway, nervous as hell, but trying to hide it by striding purpo...
DOUGLAS ADAMS As soon as Mr. Prosser realized that he was substantially the loser after all, it was as if a weight...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I was the only kid who anybody I knew has ever seen actually walk into a lamppost with his eyes wide...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, ar...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Ca...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The trouble with most forms of transport, he thought, is basically one of them not being worth all t...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Sunlight played along the River Cam. People in punts happily shouted at each other to fuck off. Thin...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The light was only just visible - except of course that there was no one to see, no witnesses, not t...
DOUGLAS ADAMS He turned slowly like a fridge door opening.
DOUGLAS ADAMS There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Dirk was, for one of the few times in a life of exuberantly prolific loquacity, wordless.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Unfortunately this Electric Monk had developed a fault, and had started to believe all kinds of thin...
DOUGLAS ADAMS He felt like an old sponge steeped in paraffin and left in the sun to dry.
DOUGLAS ADAMS High on a rocky promontory sat an Electric Monk on a bored horse.
DOUGLAS ADAMS The seat received him in a loose and distant kind of way, like an aunt who disapproves of the last f...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The light works," he said, indicating the window, "the gravity works," he said, dropping a pencil on...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Believe me, it is a great deal better to find cast-iron proof that you're innocent than to languish ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS She tried to worry that something terrible had happened to him, but didn't believe it for a moment. ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Gordon Way's astonishment at being suddenly shot dead was nothing compared to his astonishment at wh...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Yes it is,' said the Professor. 'Wait—' he motioned to Richard, who was about to go out again and ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The complexities of cause and effect defy analysis.
DOUGLAS ADAMS What I mean is that if you really want to understand something, the best way is to try and explain i...
DOUGLAS ADAMS In the great debate that has raged for centuries about what, if anything, happens to you after death...
DOUGLAS ADAMS That was it. That was really it. She knew that she had told herself that that was it only seconds ea...
DOUGLAS ADAMS If everyone knew exactly what I was going to say, then there would be no point in my saying it, woul...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Sir Isaac Newton, renowned inventor of the milled-edge coin and the catflap!"

"The what?"...
DOUGLAS ADAMS It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I co...
DOUGLAS ADAMS It is difficult to be sat on all day, every day, by some other creature, without forming an opinion ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The Electric Monk was a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder... Electric Monk...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn't ring. Or the phone.
DOUGLAS ADAMS If the Universe came to an end every time there was some uncertainty about what had happened in it, ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Sherlock Holmes observed that once you have eliminated the impossible then whatever remains, however...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The door was the way to... to... The Door was The Way. Good. Capital letters were always the best wa...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable its...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Cyberspace is - or can be - a good, friendly and egalitarian place to meet.
DOUGLAS ADAMS A fragrant breeze wandered up from the quiet sea, trailed along the beach, and drifted back to the s...
DOUGLAS ADAMS First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with AS...
DOUGLAS ADAMS We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.
DOUGLAS ADAMS The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!
DOUGLAS ADAMS The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Wandering around the web is like living in a world in which every doorway is actually one of those s...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I taught myself to play the guitar by listening to Paul Simon records, working it out note by note. ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Life? Don't talk to me about life!
DOUGLAS ADAMS The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angr...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
DOUGLAS ADAMS The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss
DOUGLAS ADAMS Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe.
The second worst is that of the Az...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
DOUGLAS ADAMS In fact there was only one species on the planet more intelligent than dolphins, and they spent a lo...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a dou...
DOUGLAS ADAMS O Deep Thought computer," he said, "the task we have designed you to perform is this. We want you to...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much......
DOUGLAS ADAMS The Answer to the Great Question Of.....Life, the Universe and Everything.....(is) Forty-two.
DOUGLAS ADAMS The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.
DOUGLAS ADAMS One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit o...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, though...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong i...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sen...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have...
DOUGLAS ADAMS It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.
DOUGLAS ADAMS In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
DOUGLAS ADAMS He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existenc...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola
DOUGLAS ADAMS Even traveling despondently is better than arriving here.
DOUGLAS ADAMS The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a...
DOUGLAS ADAMS My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre,' h...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Same as you, Arthur. I hitched a ride. After all, with a degree in maths and another in astrophysics...
DOUGLAS ADAMS He actually caught himself saying things like "Yippee," as he pranced ridiculously round the house.
DOUGLAS ADAMS If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non...
DOUGLAS ADAMS