Don't believe things just because it sounds logical. There might be 1000 logical explanations to an incident, but among it, only one is the truth

NASCAR logic isn't always logical,

the squeeky wheel gets the grease.

People hate it when they are treated the same way they treat others.

Lore is my favorite kind of story. Because it's not only historical, it's a lie everyone knows is a lie but tells anyway. I love that. Of course every story I tell is true. Completely true. Completely and utterly at least five-eighths of the way to being true, which is truer than any piece of lore and truer than most truths you'll hear.

Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent.